Vogon Poetry Corner
Created | Updated Mar 6, 2003
This week we are delighted to be able to bring you the winning entry from the recent competition run by BBC7. Why not visit their Pick of the Poets page.
Do Scrat me Knobble
Do scrat me knobble with gringey things,
Or salicate me with grankltops,
To graludot my crunglewatchen,
And fondudulate in tranklewerts,
To hranklify the corngrouchles,
Cosii makit upasa gooalongg.
Iain Lill