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Student breakfasts

Post 1

TeaKay

Student breakfasts the world over are pretty much the same- they go like this:

1. Take solid/gooey stuff from last night
2. bung solid/gooey stuff from last night into a suitable container
3. put suitable container into microwave
4. cook on high for 3 minutes
5. take suitable container out of microwave and place in fridge for 3 minutes
6. take suitable container out of fridge, grab dirty fork, wipe on pyjamas/ dressing gown to remove the worst bits.
7. Eat hot solid/gooey stuff from last night before properly waking up, therefore avoiding being disgusted by what you're shovelling into your mouth
8. Wash down with liquid stuff from last night
9. Go back to bed and miss first lecture.


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