A Conversation for Great International Breakfast Dishes
Lard!
Ashley Started conversation Mar 26, 2003
When cooking a great British breakfast (there's an EG entry on this) you *have* to use lard.
None of your ruddy olive oil nonsense, leave your low-fat substitue in the supermarket shelf and use lashings of lard. It really does bring out all the flavour of all the food while keeping it all moist. It's lard that makes the bubble and squeak squeak, it's lard that makes those mushrooms glisten and more flavoursome than usual and it's lard that makes fried bread really scrummy.
(As an aside, use the lard to fry yuor bread in after you've used it for bacon/sausages - it absorbs all their flavours.)
Bring on the lard, you know it makes sense
Lard!
Sam Posted Mar 26, 2003
Ah! Mr Creosote! That explains A LOT. You big fat bloater.
Pass me the celery please, there's a dear. 
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Jezebel Posted Mar 26, 2003
And you can find out all about it here http://www.britishlard.co.uk/
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Mar 27, 2003
How in the name of God can anyone call that stick-insect a bloater with a straight face?
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Mar 27, 2003
It was not a compliment.
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Jezebel Posted Mar 27, 2003
We aim to please. Get the 'lard' screen-saver: It's the best ever made, and has me smirking everytime.
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Ashley Posted Mar 27, 2003
For a couple of months I had the 'He's a happy chap because Mum feeds him Lard' as a screensave.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Mar 27, 2003
Tactfully ignoring my comment then Ashley? 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Mar 27, 2003
Err, moving house, partner injured and depressed, busy at work, good mate's life fallen apart and picking up the pieces.... They're on the list, just not quite at the top....
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Ashley Posted Mar 27, 2003
um-huh....
I'll let you off this time.
Real life can be a complete 
at times....
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Mar 27, 2003
It can indeed. Why can't life just consist of pubs, sex and h2g2?
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Mar 27, 2003
ick, hug smilies, run away 
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- 1: Ashley (Mar 26, 2003)
- 2: Sam (Mar 26, 2003)
- 3: Jezebel (Mar 26, 2003)
- 4: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Mar 27, 2003)
- 5: Ashley (Mar 27, 2003)
- 6: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Mar 27, 2003)
- 7: Pimms (Mar 27, 2003)
- 8: Jezebel (Mar 27, 2003)
- 9: Ashley (Mar 27, 2003)
- 10: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Mar 27, 2003)
- 11: Ashley (Mar 27, 2003)
- 12: Ashley (Mar 27, 2003)
- 13: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Mar 27, 2003)
- 14: Ashley (Mar 27, 2003)
- 15: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Mar 27, 2003)
- 16: Ashley (Mar 27, 2003)
- 17: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (Mar 27, 2003)
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