A Conversation for Bird Poo and How to Cope With It

Bird Poo: A True Story

Post 1


So I was walking to school one day, trying to look and act cool (as you do in high school)....and then it happened........


A bird decided that I was to be it's latest relief station.....

All down the front of my school uniform and a bit splattered on my brilliantly covered folder (at the time, and in my part of the world, the "Folder" was a fashion accessory that all were seen with)

So what is a girl to do?

I used it to my advantage, that's what I did.

I calmly looked down at it.....mentioned the whole good luck aspect and told the friends that I was with that it must be a sign that I should talk to that cute guy I'd had my eye on for so long. I wandered up to him and used it as a conversation starter...."Hey, check this out for lucky, I just got a bird give me it's blessings......"

I was with that guy for 2 happy years. And if it hadn't have been for the little deposit that a featherd friend left on me, I would never had approached the fella. Oh yeah, and that guy told me later that it was one of the funniest and original come on lines he had ever heard.

So....My Opinion?......Bird Poo?........BRING IT ON!

Any other stories out there?

kasei_girl smiley - mars

Bird Poo: A True Story

Post 2


Excellent story! Where there's muck, there's brass. Or in your case, rumpy-pumpy.smiley - biggrin

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