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Terrible Ways to Prepare for and Conduct A Date
Brandon Started conversation Oct 24, 2002
Important things to remember:
Clean and reload all your firearms --
Thoroughly clean and oil all those guns you keep in your trunk, remembering to stop by the gun store for ammunition on your way to the date.
Round up all your spare change --
Need that change for laundry? Don't worry. Your date won't mind if you haven't washed your clothes in 4 weeks. It will give you a 'manly' scent (or 'womanly') that is sure to impress your date.
Work up the courage --
A couple hours beforehand, begin preparing for the date by quickly drinking several bottles of whiskey or alternately, at least a case of beer. This will help overcome issues like uncomfortable silences, shyness, and it will also help you stay amused with those occassional boring dates.
Terrible Ways to Prepare for and Conduct A Date
Cleo Posted Oct 26, 2002
Hmmm. I think I've been out with you. 
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