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Being Means You Can't

Being deaf,
Means you can't hear.
Being diabetic,
Means you can't have a beer.
Being blind,
Means you can't see.
Being on dialysis,
Means you can't pee.
Being a mute,
Means you can't shout out.
Being thalidomide,
Means you can't wave about.
Being a cripple,
Means you can't walk tall.
Being broken-hearted,
Means you can't do f**k all.

Dr Montague Trout - 4 June 1997


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