Fun and Caption Games at the Meet
Created | Updated Aug 1, 2002
As a part of the pub quiz, a caption competition was held. The task was to try and figure out what a title of an Edited Entry could have been so that the following blobs would fit best.
However, the suggestions were not evaluated and hence no prizes awarded. But the papers were saved, so that later generations (and those who couldn't attend the meet) may enjoy the witticisms of the meet attendants.
Some of the suggestions were hard to read, therefore question marks have been inserted where the interpretation was difficult.
enjoy!
Picture #1
The money making possibilities of David Cronenbourgs banners(?)
How to give a real man indigestion by mind control alone
How to cause heart attacks through telepathy: a beginner's guide
Indigestion by mind control
After a blow to the head Peta fatally stabs Mark: he immediately resigns
Spiderwoman: I sense heartbeat in the immediate vicinity
How to kill with a thought
How to give yourself (and your money) to evangelism
Not another Lucinda posting...
The best way to a man's heart is by shooting a high-powered laser beam from your forehead
How to induce heart attack and influence people
Woman dips head light - man dies of shock
Headbutting Windows - no hands required
Picture #2
Zeoy Zan(?) & the (???) of BBQ
The benefits of training children in culinary skills
Mekon: his early years
BBQs for babies
Things to cook on the BBQ when you run out of hamsters
Mine's a big one, says TV chef
How to bbq babies: a step-by-step approach
Mecon - the early years
Baby-eating Max Moron strikes again
Craze for new cookery shows taken too far
h2g2 creche(?)
How to roast your baby in three easy steps
The Lorena Bobbit BBQ
I's (?) Barbeque sume more sausages, but there isn't mushroom on here
1/2 man, 1/2 BBQ
Sizzle sizzle little banger(?), How you cook just like my ****** (moderated)
Barbeque Babies
The naked chef - the early years
Picture #3
Qui-c'est Hamlet?
Politics for beginners
Roddy McDowel's acting tips
The de-evolved Shakespeare company nits the West End!
Scientists have recently discovered that further to the hypothesis that given an infinite number of monkeys over an infinite amount of time with one typewriter - they could script Hamlet - given a cast and a budget, they could also produce it as well.
A history of British politics
After a hard day at the office Mark's puppeteer relaxes
BBC's controversial new 'Today' presenter
Mark Moxon's world travels
2001: The director's cut
How to be a successful h2g2 Editor
Ashley Highfield, Director, New Media
Robin Cook at work
These orbibal(?) modules have really come on
Mark Moxon - pre shave
The h2g2 movie
Picture #4
Dentrassi cuisine, the vogon way
Petrol-based cocktails
Suck hard and gain free drinks
Sometimes it's politer to swallow
How to organise an h2g2 meet up
Wumbeevil meet up tips
Stay young + beautiful - the easy way
post meet-up hangover cures
Why it's politer to swallow
Mark and Peta sample Mina's cooking
Uncle Heavy - a cautionary tale
Hawaiian shirts and the stains which don't show
The h2g2 summer meet 2002
The effects of a bad entry on the h2g2 staff
The loving-kindness meditation
Greg Dyke sees Hootoo
The Korma [sic] Sutra claims another victim
Uncle Heavy finds a girlfriend
Picture #5
Zero gravity foreplay
Alternative religions practices
Using viagra as a springboard
The 609 position
Painful death the painless way
Talking Point: Researchers' favourite Kama Sutra positions
And Mark dives in where Ashley tears to tread
The top ten beautiful dismounts
The amazing foldaway human
Rigorous testing of new gore-tex leotards
The bits they left out of the Kama Sutra
Farting and the anatomical alphabet
Early 'proof-of-concept' testing of hand drying machines
The hateful, derogatory mabitation(?)
Mina say jump - Blues Shark say - How high?
"Apparently, if we maintain this position for > 7 minutes, it'll clear up my gyp(?) greab(?)
Olga Korbitts midwife was spacially trained
Picture #6
[Note: this image is to be taken upside down]
(???) disappears up his own a**e
The dangers of mixing Yoga and alcohol
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When Teletubbies implode
The perils of unsupervised Yoga
After 2 days on the outside, Mark's mind snaps
Wouldn't you be smiling if you could do that?
The effects of absinthe
When yogic plying goes wrong
Female masturbation - More than poking fun at yourself (thanks to Fragilis)
Put your legs behind your head and suck, baby, I'm gonna put you on the(?) internet(?)
Mina crawls(?) out of (???) (???)
Learn Yoga and blow out candles at the same time!
