A Conversation for Good Put-downs
the best put down of all time
Uncle Heavy [sic] Started conversation Aug 8, 2003
if shit were music, you'd be an orchestra
the best put down of all time
Shaz Posted Apr 7, 2004
Hey. My taxi driver's an a**hole and he was talking to me about my accident [in 1st year. This happened recently. I'm in 4th year]. I was sick of it, as I'm still raw, and I put him down big time- "Hey. Was your mother a sow?"
Use that. It's good.
the best put down of all time
AgProv2 Posted Jun 16, 2005
Heard at Bernard Manning's comedy club:
hapless punter, having just stood up to go to the toilet. Manning notices, has a spotlight shone on him, and berates him for having the audacity to leave the room during his act.
Hapless punter: "Well, sorry, mate, I was just going to have a piss before the comedian comes on!"
the best put down of all time
Random_Muff-Muff Posted Sep 20, 2005
if brains were shit you wouldn't have a sniff......
the best put down of all time
Abs Posted Jan 6, 2006
The most insulting thing ever said to me by a cheeky service station attendant in late 2005.
I was purchasing about 6 cans of dog food with my petrol and as I put the tins down on the counter he said:
"Are you hungry"
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