A Conversation for Good Put-downs

the best put down of all time

Post 1

Uncle Heavy [sic]

if shit were music, you'd be an orchestra


the best put down of all time

Post 2

Shaz

Hey. My taxi driver's an a**hole and he was talking to me about my accident [in 1st year. This happened recently. I'm in 4th year]. I was sick of it, as I'm still raw, and I put him down big time- "Hey. Was your mother a sow?"

Use that. It's good.


the best put down of all time

Post 3

AgProv2

Heard at Bernard Manning's comedy club:

hapless punter, having just stood up to go to the toilet. Manning notices, has a spotlight shone on him, and berates him for having the audacity to leave the room during his act.

Hapless punter: "Well, sorry, mate, I was just going to have a piss before the comedian comes on!"



the best put down of all time

Post 4

Random_Muff-Muff

if brains were shit you wouldn't have a sniff......


the best put down of all time

Post 5

Abs

The most insulting thing ever said to me by a cheeky service station attendant in late 2005.

I was purchasing about 6 cans of dog food with my petrol and as I put the tins down on the counter he said:

"Are you hungry"

smiley - puff


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