A Conversation for Good Put-downs
Speaking your mind
caper_plip Started conversation Sep 14, 2002
Well, this person who was a couple of years below me was really starting to irritate me... and started talking about how she was younger than me but taller:
Her: I'm younger than you but taller than all of you!
Me: Yeah, that means your coffin will be more expensive.
Spoke my mind there. Oh well
Caper Plip
Speaking your mind
winter rae (flint eyed seer of the soul) Posted Oct 22, 2002
True Story...
my friends dad is a bus driver and one day he was doing a route throgh Sunderland on the day of the match. After the game all of the supporters were trying to get home. My friends dad pulled up at a crowded bus stop and let 4 or 5 people on before the bus was just to full to take anyone else. The rest of the supporters at the bus stop gave him some abuse and he patiently explained there as just no more space.
Ok then how long will the next bus be? asked a guy. About fifteen feet long replied my friends dad before closing the doors and speeding off with a smile on his face!!
Speaking your mind
Cap'n BK Posted Jan 31, 2003
If the guy had really been with it he'd have used the classic response 'And will it have a sh*thouse on it like this one?'
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