A Conversation for Good Put-downs
Retorts
Orcus Started conversation Aug 9, 2002
Somewhere once I received some retorts to put downs,
such as:
He - Hey baby, what's your sign?
She - Do not enter.
He - Oh, are you sure it's not 'fat bird reversing'?
My mate got give this line once at a nightclub (if it's not moderated...)
Him: *Insert non-witty drunken bloke chat up line here*
Her: No thanks, I've already got one c*** in my pants thankyou.
Retorts
Alsieboo, Robert Rankin fan member, A2120617 Posted Nov 3, 2003
i like t he second one!! i used to have some of these somwhere, but i have no idea where, must dig them out...
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