A Conversation for Good Put-downs
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Universal insult for victoms of fashion
Friar Started conversation Jul 12, 2002
Just because it comes in your size. . .doesn't mean you HAVE to wear it!
Friar the BigDawg
Universal insult for victoms of fashion
AuntieH Posted Jul 12, 2002
Good one... I may forget a face, but I NEVER forget a dress!
Universal insult for victoms of fashion
ametropia (Muse of linux chicks, Keeper of lost file fragments) Posted Jul 12, 2002
ugh, how about "just because you *think* its your size doesn't mean you have to wear it" 
- ametropia
Universal insult for victoms of fashion
Friar Posted Jul 13, 2002
That's certainly what we mean!
Friar
Universal insult for victoms of fashion
ametropia (Muse of linux chicks, Keeper of lost file fragments) Posted Jul 13, 2002
- ametropia
Universal insult for victoms of fashion
Friar Posted Jul 13, 2002
Another put-down along those line is:
I didn't know they could find that much lycra. . .
Universal insult for victoms of fashion
Thewaz Posted Jul 13, 2002
Her pants were so tight that you could take her blood pressure visually.
Universal insult for victoms of fashion
Thewaz Posted Jul 13, 2002
When she undresses you hear the spandex breath a sigh of relief
Universal insult for victoms of fashion
Thewaz Posted Jul 13, 2002
I remember when that suit was in style.
Billy Connolly
Tube - the being being back for the time being Posted Jul 15, 2002
Tight skirt - nice way of saying 'fat a*s'.
"Spaced"
Hoovooloo Posted Jul 15, 2002
Really superb bitchy comment from Twist to Daisy in "Spaced":
"Nice outfit. I can really see what you were trying to do."
H.
Universal insult for victoms of fashion
WebWise Posted Jul 16, 2002
For Friar, The BigDawg, Angel...
Honestly, victims of spelling can secure a dictionary for £1 in most high st. book shops!
Universal insult for victoms of fashion
Tube - the being being back for the time being Posted Jul 16, 2002
Universal insult for victoms of fashion
Thewaz Posted Jul 16, 2002
Her best means of birth control is her personality.
"Spaced"
Researcher PSG Posted Jul 16, 2002
When Daisy comes back from travelling and presents Marsha with 4 hour video of her holiday
"It's nice to see you've come back safe and well. Alot of people lose weight while travelling."
or something like that.
Researcher PSG
From the "Curse of Monkey Island"
Superplonker Posted Jul 16, 2002
"Nice shirt. How long have you been colour-blind?"
Universal insult for victoms of fashion
mcfitzie Posted Jul 16, 2002
I once had a friend tell me: "A 14-year-old called. He said he wants his wardrobe back."...Needless to say, I am a little older than 14.
Universal insult for victoms of fashion
Peta Posted Jul 17, 2002
"I just love your dress; could lend me the pattern?"
Bitchy!
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Universal insult for victoms of fashion
- 1: Friar (Jul 12, 2002)
- 2: AuntieH (Jul 12, 2002)
- 3: ametropia (Muse of linux chicks, Keeper of lost file fragments) (Jul 12, 2002)
- 4: Friar (Jul 13, 2002)
- 5: ametropia (Muse of linux chicks, Keeper of lost file fragments) (Jul 13, 2002)
- 6: Friar (Jul 13, 2002)
- 7: Thewaz (Jul 13, 2002)
- 8: Thewaz (Jul 13, 2002)
- 9: Thewaz (Jul 13, 2002)
- 10: Tam (Jul 15, 2002)
- 11: Tube - the being being back for the time being (Jul 15, 2002)
- 12: Hoovooloo (Jul 15, 2002)
- 13: Witty Ditty (Jul 15, 2002)
- 14: WebWise (Jul 16, 2002)
- 15: Tube - the being being back for the time being (Jul 16, 2002)
- 16: Thewaz (Jul 16, 2002)
- 17: Researcher PSG (Jul 16, 2002)
- 18: Superplonker (Jul 16, 2002)
- 19: mcfitzie (Jul 16, 2002)
- 20: Peta (Jul 17, 2002)
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