A Conversation for Cockney Rhyming Slang

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Post 1

Researcher 32284

Does anyone realise how annoying it is to work with someone who has never been nearer the East End than St Johns Wood, but thinks that this is a cool way to speak?


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Post 2

Neil Corry

Go a mate who is well East End. He quite likes my Manc accent. But do know what you're saying about the dialect. And do you know why it's traffic 'jam'? Because we go round in jam jars (cars).

Well cool.


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Post 3

The man in the shack

By the way, H2G2, It's "Luvvly jubbly", not "Luverly juverly".
Sorry to be pedantic about it. I just thought you might be from surrey, and therefore in need of correction.


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Post 4

Rojo Habe (48-1+2-7)

I don't Adam n' Eve you about the traffic jam thing. It's called a traffic jam because the frog's all jammed up with motors, like a logjam.

Do me a lemon.


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Post 5

Fate Amenable To Change

elephants - elephants ears - beers!
Toe-rag - slag!


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Post 6

Evil Giraffe

'Arris = backside. The tortured route it takes is - 'Arris = Aristotle, Aristotle = Bottle, Bottle & Glass = Arse. The truoble with Cockneys is they have too much time on their brass bands!


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Post 7

Fate Amenable To Change

or Brighton sands, or frying pans


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Post 8

Evil Giraffe

... or comic sans! That's computer cockney, by the way.


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Post 9

Fate Amenable To Change

....and bottle and glass is more a reference to stealing...
Computer cockney?? Now I've heard it all.
Any one got any new cockney (except the Pete Tong reference)


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Post 10

Evil Giraffe

Jar-jar Binks - Drinks. Imagine the the scene ... "Bob, get the Jar-jars in!"


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Post 11

Fate Amenable To Change

It's not cockney but it's great slang -
tits = waccamammas


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Post 12

Evil Giraffe

... or Thr'pennies, as they say so charmingly in the East End. (Dahn va Ees En ov Lahndahn!)


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Post 13

The Wisest Fool

Get the Britneys in lads.
Britney Spears = Beers.


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Post 14

Fate Amenable To Change

Tea leaf = theif
Tea bag = ?

Arse = Kyhber, much less convoluted


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Post 15

The man in the shack

Cheers, mines a pint of Nelson!
Nelson Mandela = Stella


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Post 16

The man in the shack

Hurry up, then. I wanna get Brahms and Liszt.


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Post 17

The man in the shack

And get us some pork scratchings while your there.
I'm Lee Marvin.


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Post 18

The man in the shack

Sod this for a game of soldiers, I'm going for a Ruby.
(Ruby murray = curry)


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Post 19

Fate Amenable To Change

Love to get the beers in me old china, but some feather plucker has half inched all me bees


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Post 20

The man in the shack

Or Earthas.
Eartha Kitts = tits.
Or the much loved term Bristols.
Bristol Cities = titties.


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