A Conversation for Cockney Rhyming Slang
Cocney Rhyming Slang
Researcher 32284 Started conversation May 1, 1999
Does anyone realise how annoying it is to work with someone who has never been nearer the East End than St Johns Wood, but thinks that this is a cool way to speak?
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Neil Corry Posted Jun 6, 1999
Go a mate who is well East End. He quite likes my Manc accent. But do know what you're saying about the dialect. And do you know why it's traffic 'jam'? Because we go round in jam jars (cars).
Well cool.
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The man in the shack Posted Jul 23, 1999
By the way, H2G2, It's "Luvvly jubbly", not "Luverly juverly".
Sorry to be pedantic about it. I just thought you might be from surrey, and therefore in need of correction.
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Rojo Habe (48-1+2-7) Posted Jul 23, 1999
I don't Adam n' Eve you about the traffic jam thing. It's called a traffic jam because the frog's all jammed up with motors, like a logjam.
Do me a lemon.
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jul 23, 1999
elephants - elephants ears - beers!
Toe-rag - slag!
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Evil Giraffe Posted Jul 23, 1999
'Arris = backside. The tortured route it takes is - 'Arris = Aristotle, Aristotle = Bottle, Bottle & Glass = Arse. The truoble with Cockneys is they have too much time on their brass bands!
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Evil Giraffe Posted Jul 23, 1999
... or comic sans! That's computer cockney, by the way.
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jul 23, 1999
....and bottle and glass is more a reference to stealing...
Computer cockney?? Now I've heard it all.
Any one got any new cockney (except the Pete Tong reference)
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Evil Giraffe Posted Jul 23, 1999
Jar-jar Binks - Drinks. Imagine the the scene ... "Bob, get the Jar-jars in!"
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jul 23, 1999
It's not cockney but it's great slang -
tits = waccamammas
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Evil Giraffe Posted Jul 23, 1999
... or Thr'pennies, as they say so charmingly in the East End. (Dahn va Ees En ov Lahndahn!)
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The Wisest Fool Posted Jul 23, 1999
Get the Britneys in lads.
Britney Spears = Beers.
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jul 23, 1999
Tea leaf = theif
Tea bag = ?
Arse = Kyhber, much less convoluted
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The man in the shack Posted Jul 23, 1999
Cheers, mines a pint of Nelson!
Nelson Mandela = Stella
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The man in the shack Posted Jul 23, 1999
Hurry up, then. I wanna get Brahms and Liszt.
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The man in the shack Posted Jul 23, 1999
And get us some pork scratchings while your there.
I'm Lee Marvin.
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The man in the shack Posted Jul 23, 1999
Sod this for a game of soldiers, I'm going for a Ruby.
(Ruby murray = curry)
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Fate Amenable To Change Posted Jul 24, 1999
Love to get the beers in me old china, but some feather plucker has half inched all me bees
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The man in the shack Posted Jul 24, 1999
Or Earthas.
Eartha Kitts = tits.
Or the much loved term Bristols.
Bristol Cities = titties.
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- 1: Researcher 32284 (May 1, 1999)
- 2: Neil Corry (Jun 6, 1999)
- 3: The man in the shack (Jul 23, 1999)
- 4: Rojo Habe (48-1+2-7) (Jul 23, 1999)
- 5: Fate Amenable To Change (Jul 23, 1999)
- 6: Evil Giraffe (Jul 23, 1999)
- 7: Fate Amenable To Change (Jul 23, 1999)
- 8: Evil Giraffe (Jul 23, 1999)
- 9: Fate Amenable To Change (Jul 23, 1999)
- 10: Evil Giraffe (Jul 23, 1999)
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