Since my last entry here I have been able to further investigate the "Croz Election Scandal". It seems he was in fact collecting the yellow feathers for a boa. A boa that he would be giving to his current lady in favour, A lady of questionable reputation, who shall remain nameless (Lil).

As all of you will know by now, Lil was working with 2legs apparently with the hope of becoming his first lady. It quickly leaked out that she had jumped camps, forgotten all about 2legs and took up with Jack . People were under the FALSE belief that this is because Lil believed Jack to have a better chance at winning the election than 2legs.

I have gained the following information from a reliable source: Croz had infact promised 2 legs a second place, in the election if he could sabotage Jacks campaign. (it’s common knowledge that Croz has always been jealous of Jack’s long hair ) Of course 2legs got his right hand woman (Lil) on to this right away, hence her jumping camps so suddenly.

As we all know Godben was Jacks campaign manager. Having questioned several members of the MotMV it has become apparent that Lil quite often pesters Godben for medals, for such silly things as, hairdressing, tea making and being general dogsbody. It seems that around the time of the election, this pestering was turned up a notch, and Godben was spending a lot of time explaining to Lil why he wasn’t going to give her any medals instead of concentrating on Jack’s election campaign. Dog gone dirty distraction techniques if I ever saw them! Do Croz, 2legs and Lil have no scruples what so ever?

Anyone with anyfurther information, contact me here at the post

REMEMBER THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE somewhere

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