A Conversation for How to Be a Successful Tourist
Blending in, in London
Scumbag Started conversation Sep 1, 2001
1)use The Tube to get around.
2)complain about everything, especially The Tube.
Other likely complaining topics for use in endearing yourself to Londoners:
-the mayor's attempt to get rid of the traffic
-prices of housing/travel/pints of beer
-the high crime rate, which is all caused by black thugs/white neo-nazis/money-pinching jews/politicians/bad weather/The Sun newspaper/any other random stereotype
-England losing at cricket/football/rugby/any other sport they invented
Key: Complain about this post