A Conversation for Kebabs

Dead animal

Post 1

jdc

I advise you in future to replace the words "Dead animal" with the legend "Crunchy Raw Unboned Real Dead Frog" if you want to avoid prosecution.

jdcxxx


Dead animal

Post 2

Spy

I'm sorry, you are erroneous in your recommendation.

I have eaten frog, and I have eaten kebab. Whilst I cannot identify the meat in kebab, I can identify a dead frog inna bun at 10 paces with ease, and approxiamtely 5 9's reliability.

In future, I advise you to refer to "Crunchy Raw Unboned Real Dead Frog (TM)", or its alternative, the McCrunchyRawUnbonedRealDeadFrog (TM), pat. pending.


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