A Conversation for Public House Male Toilets

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Apollyon - Grammar Fascist

If, unfortunately, you have laid a lump of faecal matter which, however softly you flush, still goes down completely, the proper ettiquette is to fill the toilet with toilet paper, thus taking away all comfort from the next person to arrive by depriving them of paper and foprcing them to defecate onto solid matter which will simply not flush.

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