A Conversation for The Genius of Vincent van Gogh
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Sam Started conversation Jul 30, 2001
Van Gogh's sitting on his own in a tavern with an ale on the table waiting for a friend. Soon enough his friend arrives, a bit late, and walks over to the bar mouthing and gesticulating over to Vincent, did he want a drink. Vincent smiles back and replies, 'It's alright mate, I've got one ear.'
I'll get me coat.
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Ashley Posted Jul 31, 2001
I've already cleared your desk, stolen your mouse and pinched your keyboard.
Ta ta mate - shut the door on your way out 
Only kidding... or am I? 
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Emily 'Twa Bui' Ultramarine Posted Jul 31, 2001
Out of interest: as bona fide BBC employees, are you suffering from the Biscuit Banning regulations?
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Is mise Duncan Posted Aug 1, 2001
Vincent Van Gogh walked into a pub
the barman said "Do you want a drink?"
and Vincent said "pardon?"
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Ashley Posted Aug 1, 2001
Stand in the corner for 20 minutes - I'm not having two of you telling awful jokes in the same conversation...
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