h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

NOW,
IS THE WINTER
OF
OUR
DISCONTENT,
THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES


NOW,
IS THE WINTER
OF
OUR
DISCONTENT,
MY KINGDOM FOR A ROSE


NOW, IS THE WINTER
OF
OUR
DISCONTENT,
MADE ALL THE MORE GLORIOUS,
BY
OUR
TRIALS


NOW,
IS THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT,
SOON WE WILL BE,
ALL SMILES


NOW,
ISTHE WINTER OF OUR
DISCONTENT,
AS WE POUND THE PAVEMENTS,
WITH OUR
PLATES OF MEAT


NOW,
IS THE WINTER
OF
OUR
DISCONTENT,
EUROPES' BIGGEST RAVENS,
HAVE NOTHING TO EAT


NOW, IS THE WINTER
OF OUR DISCONTENT,
HAS NOT THE WHETHER,
BEEN BAD IN FRANCE


NOW,
IS THE WINTER OF
OUR
DISCONTENT,
PRESS OLIVER CROMWELLS' NOSE
AND WATCH
PHONY TONY DANCE


A HORSE
A HORSE
MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE,
AND SOMETHING
FOR THE RAVENS
TOO


WE ALL SEEM TO GET
A BIT PECKISH,
WHEN WE CAN'T THINK WOT
NEXT TO DO


THE RAVENS I'VE HEARD,
HAVE HATCHED A WICKED PLOT,
TO CATCH A MEASLY ROBIN
COOK,
THEY SAY IT HAS SUCH LOVELY BIG EYES,
AND THEY ARE CAPTIVATED BY,
ITS' DEVILISHLY,
SEDUCTIVE,

LOOK


NOW,
IS THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT,
IN ENGLANDS' LAND
ONCE, SO PLEASANT, AND GREEN


NOW,
IS THE WINTER
OF
OUR
DISCONTENT

IF YOU KNOW
WOT I MEAN


NOW, IS THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT,
SPRING WILL SOON BE HERE,


NOW, IS THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT,
THE START OF ANOTHER,
GLORIOUS YEAR