A Conversation for Tower Bridge, London, UK
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Dec 19, 2001
*As Saturn Girl discovers the tracking device Sea left behind, the boat hits the sand bar, and Saturn Girl's head makes another rendezvous with the wheel of the boat. After much use of some very un-lady like language, she climbs out of the boat, glances around for Sarge and UH, but not finding them, she starts to follow the indicator on the tracking device Sea left her.*
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 19, 2001
A black shadow appears on the ground next to Saturn girl, and an unlit stick of dynamite pops out of it. CR Atmos's voice then sounds from the shadow "You might need it to open the door to the Sphinx"]
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Dec 19, 2001
*realises there're noises eminating from the ear of the sphynx, and deduces that it is hollow*
OK, UH, the only way I can see to get down is by climbing inside. Lets go
*they climb in through the ear*
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Dec 20, 2001
, SM!
*by now, sea has covered all the bases of annoying questions and has begun to delve deeper*
did you know you have a bald spot on the back of your head? is that a flea? have you checked your ears for ear mites lately? phew! when was the last time you had a bath, busterbone?! blech!
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Dec 20, 2001
*Saturn Girl picks up dynamite, and looks down at the shadow with a raised eyebrow*
Ummm... thanks?
*She slips the dynamite into her back pocket, and continues to follow tracking device until she comes to the door of the sphynx. Musing a moment, she pulls out the dynamite, and a nice little wind proof lighter. She lights the fuse of the dynamite, and plugs her ears to wait for it to go off...*
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Dec 20, 2001
*after delving down long corridoors and various hidden rooms, SM and UH finally come to a door on the otherside of which they can hear voices. Suddenly SM has a crisis. If she wanders in to the dogs handcuffed to UH, who's gonna end up the prisoner?*
*figures what the hell*
*silently opens door and creeps in with UH*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Dec 20, 2001
*Luckily there was a long fuse. Saturn Girl makes the realization that she hadn't placed the dynamite anywhere, so she jams it into a crack in the door, then goes back to plugging her ears waiting for it to go off*
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Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] Posted Dec 20, 2001
Sarge, may I suggest that if you have a weapons of some sort, they might come to the correct conclusion that UH is the prisoner between the two of you? May I suggest use of a banana? The correct line to go with it would be "I've got a banana and I know how to use it!"
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Dec 20, 2001
It's ok, I realised that after I made thew post<winkeye. But I can't use that line now you've used it
*after making sure their presence hasn't been noticed in the room, SM rummages in her pockets and produces a spud gun*
*holds UH infront of her with the gun trained at his head*
*waits for the dynamite*
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Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. Posted Dec 20, 2001
[The CR Atmos looks at Sgt. mushroom, and one of it's Eye lenses goes out for a moment. It's the CR Atmos's way of trying to wink.]
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Dec 21, 2001
*also notices SM's presence, keeps up annoying questions to try and draw the dogs' attention*
did you know that my sister has six toes on her right foot? or, well, she did until she had the sixth one taken off. do you have six toes on your right foot? how many toes do dogs have, anyway? and does that number include the dew claw, or not?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Dec 21, 2001
*grits teeth under endless detailed feminine feline questioning*
*realises itching caused by fleas has stopped*
Hey sea ..... feeling itchy at all huh. I think my flea collection has gone for a little holiday your way
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Big Bad Werewolf Posted Dec 21, 2001
Just when this is lots of fun, holidays come. Not sure whether to or
Okay dogs, I have a bad feeling about this. Quick, down this secret tunnel. I think it goes to the basement of Madame Tusauds, or something.
*Leads the way down a steep tunnel. The sides start out being very large square blocks of stone. After a while, BBW notices that the sides are now old brick. At the bottom, the group emerges into a long dark room. BBW bumps into something.*
Oh, excuse me, your majesty.
*Her majesty fails to reply and BBW realizes she is wax. He stuffs a large wad of PAG (tm) in his mouth.*
See you all on Jan. 2nd.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Dec 21, 2001
*sea whimpers as she feels the little critters crawling on her*
oh, nonononononono!
*sea dances around, scratching herself, trying to get the fleas off. she reaches a paw into the pocket-of-destiny and retrieves cat-friendly flea spray. after thoroughly dousing herself with it, she feels better*
ahhhhh....
*keeps babbling*
do you need a flea dip, red dog? i can have that arranged. my sister is really good at giving them; even if you fight you won't get away. i can call her for you. or you can have some of my flea spray. would you like some? it'll make you smell nicer too.
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Sergeant Mushroom Posted Dec 21, 2001
Simupost
*quietly follows dogs and sea down tunnel*
*when they enter the waxworks, SM and UH hide behind a handy set of the Beatles*
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Dec 22, 2001
*being that sea is babbling on frantically and not really watching where she is going, she walks facefirst into a very lifelike wax figure of the wolfman*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
*sea leaps away from the figure and into BBW's arms. she looks at him, then at the figure, then back at him again*
saaaaay... wow. you look JUST like him. do you have the same furdresser?
*BBW is silent, and puts sea down. she continues with her mental torture tactics*
hey, red dog? are you related to clifford? you know, the big red dog?
yeah, i know, that one was bad. i'm running out of material!
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Secret Rendezvous
- 141: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Dec 19, 2001)
- 142: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Dec 19, 2001)
- 143: Sergeant Mushroom (Dec 19, 2001)
- 144: soeasilyamused, or sea (Dec 20, 2001)
- 145: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Dec 20, 2001)
- 146: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 20, 2001)
- 147: soeasilyamused, or sea (Dec 20, 2001)
- 148: Sergeant Mushroom (Dec 20, 2001)
- 149: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Dec 20, 2001)
- 150: Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42] (Dec 20, 2001)
- 151: Sergeant Mushroom (Dec 20, 2001)
- 152: Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore. (Dec 20, 2001)
- 153: Sergeant Mushroom (Dec 20, 2001)
- 154: soeasilyamused, or sea (Dec 21, 2001)
- 155: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Dec 21, 2001)
- 156: Big Bad Werewolf (Dec 21, 2001)
- 157: Sergeant Mushroom (Dec 21, 2001)
- 158: soeasilyamused, or sea (Dec 21, 2001)
- 159: Sergeant Mushroom (Dec 21, 2001)
- 160: soeasilyamused, or sea (Dec 22, 2001)
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