A Conversation for Tower Bridge, London, UK

Secret Rendezvous

Post 141

Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

*As Saturn Girl discovers the tracking device Sea left behind, the boat hits the sand bar, and Saturn Girl's head makes another rendezvous with the wheel of the boat. After much use of some very un-lady like language, she climbs out of the boat, glances around for Sarge and UH, but not finding them, she starts to follow the indicator on the tracking device Sea left her.*


Secret Rendezvous

Post 142

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

A black shadow appears on the ground next to Saturn girl, and an unlit stick of dynamite pops out of it. CR Atmos's voice then sounds from the shadow "You might need it to open the door to the Sphinx"]


Secret Rendezvous

Post 143

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

*realises there're noises eminating from the ear of the sphynx, and deduces that it is hollow*

OK, UH, the only way I can see to get down is by climbing inside. Lets gosmiley - winkeye

*they climb in through the ear*


Secret Rendezvous

Post 144

soeasilyamused, or sea

smiley - laugh, SM!

*by now, sea has covered all the bases of annoying questions and has begun to delve deeper*

did you know you have a bald spot on the back of your head? is that a flea? have you checked your ears for ear mites lately? phew! when was the last time you had a bath, busterbone?! blech!


Secret Rendezvous

Post 145

Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

*Saturn Girl picks up dynamite, and looks down at the shadow with a raised eyebrow*

Ummm... thanks?

*She slips the dynamite into her back pocket, and continues to follow tracking device until she comes to the door of the sphynx. Musing a moment, she pulls out the dynamite, and a nice little wind proof lighter. She lights the fuse of the dynamite, and plugs her ears to wait for it to go off...*


Secret Rendezvous

Post 146

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


*smiley - biggrin observers note with horror that SG has failed to throw or place the dynamite anywhere*


Secret Rendezvous

Post 147

soeasilyamused, or sea

smiley - yikes


Secret Rendezvous

Post 148

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

*after delving down long corridoors and various hidden rooms, SM and UH finally come to a door on the otherside of which they can hear voices. Suddenly SM has a crisis. If she wanders in to the dogs handcuffed to UH, who's gonna end up the prisoner?smiley - erm*

*figures what the hell*

*silently opens door and creeps in with UH*


Secret Rendezvous

Post 149

Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

*Luckily there was a long fuse. Saturn Girl makes the realization that she hadn't placed the dynamite anywhere, so she jams it into a crack in the door, then goes back to plugging her ears waiting for it to go off*


Secret Rendezvous

Post 150

Saturn Girl ~ 1 of 42 (Borg Queen A761708) ~ Gollum's keeper + some ~ [1*7(0!+2)(0!+1)=42]

Sarge, may I suggest that if you have a weapons of some sort, they might come to the correct conclusion that UH is the prisoner between the two of you? May I suggest use of a banana? The correct line to go with it would be "I've got a banana and I know how to use it!" smiley - tongueout


Secret Rendezvous

Post 151

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

It's ok, I realised that after I made thew post<winkeye. But I can't use that line now you've used itsmiley - erm

*after making sure their presence hasn't been noticed in the room, SM rummages in her pockets and produces a spud gun*

*holds UH infront of her with the gun trained at his head*

*waits for the dynamite*


Secret Rendezvous

Post 152

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

[The CR Atmos looks at Sgt. mushroom, and one of it's Eye lenses goes out for a moment. It's the CR Atmos's way of trying to wink.]


Secret Rendezvous

Post 153

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

*nods acknowledgement*

*waits*


Secret Rendezvous

Post 154

soeasilyamused, or sea

*also notices SM's presence, keeps up annoying questions to try and draw the dogs' attention*

did you know that my sister has six toes on her right foot? or, well, she did until she had the sixth one taken off. do you have six toes on your right foot? how many toes do dogs have, anyway? and does that number include the dew claw, or not?


Secret Rendezvous

Post 155

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


*grits teeth under endless detailed feminine feline questioning*

*realises itching caused by fleas has stopped*

Hey sea ..... feeling itchy at all huh. I think my flea collection has gone for a little holiday your way smiley - winkeye


Secret Rendezvous

Post 156

Big Bad Werewolf

Just when this is lots of fun, holidays come. Not sure whether to smiley - biggrin or smiley - sadface


Okay dogs, I have a bad feeling about this. Quick, down this secret tunnel. I think it goes to the basement of Madame Tusauds, or something.

*Leads the way down a steep tunnel. The sides start out being very large square blocks of stone. After a while, BBW notices that the sides are now old brick. At the bottom, the group emerges into a long dark room. BBW bumps into something.*

Oh, excuse me, your majesty.

*Her majesty fails to reply and BBW realizes she is wax. He stuffs a large wad of PAG (tm) in his mouth.*


See you all on Jan. 2nd. smiley - biggrin


Secret Rendezvous

Post 157

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

*stifles a giggle*


Secret Rendezvous

Post 158

soeasilyamused, or sea

*sea whimpers as she feels the little critters crawling on her*

oh, nonononononono!

*sea dances around, scratching herself, trying to get the fleas off. she reaches a paw into the pocket-of-destiny and retrieves cat-friendly flea spray. after thoroughly dousing herself with it, she feels better*

ahhhhh....

*keeps babbling*

do you need a flea dip, red dog? i can have that arranged. my sister is really good at giving them; even if you fight you won't get away. i can call her for you. or you can have some of my flea spray. would you like some? it'll make you smell nicer too.


Secret Rendezvous

Post 159

Sergeant Mushroom

smiley - blackcat

smiley - doh Simupostsmiley - erm

*quietly follows dogs and sea down tunnel*

*when they enter the waxworks, SM and UH hide behind a handy set of the Beatlessmiley - winkeye*


Secret Rendezvous

Post 160

soeasilyamused, or sea

*being that sea is babbling on frantically and not really watching where she is going, she walks facefirst into a very lifelike wax figure of the wolfman*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*sea leaps away from the figure and into BBW's arms. she looks at him, then at the figure, then back at him again*

saaaaay... wow. you look JUST like him. do you have the same furdresser?

*BBW is silent, and puts sea down. she continues with her mental torture tactics*

hey, red dog? are you related to clifford? you know, the big red dog?

yeah, i know, that one was bad. smiley - blush i'm running out of material!


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