Past Pipe Posers

1. In My Pipes

2. A Pipeless Ordinary

3. Pipemian Pipesody

4. Pipeth Pipetrow

5. Pipe

6. Pipey Neadsis Pipes

7. Pipes

8. Wesley Pipes

9. 'A pipe in the pipe is worth pipe in the pipe'

10. Quantum Pipe

11. Have Pipe Got Pipe for Pipe

12. The Pipepipers Pipe to the Pipe

13. Pipe pipe and pipe for pipe the pipe

14. Pipey Oliver

15. What do you get when you cross a pipe with a bee?

16. Pipie Piper and Pipe Pipes

17. Don't Believe The Pipe by Piplic Enemy

18. Dhruv Pipe

19. Mark Pipeston

BOO!! Answers

1. In My Eyes (by Minor Threat)

2. A Lifeless Ordinary (starring the delectable Cameron Diaz and the Scottish Ewan McGregor)

3. Bohemian Rhapsody (by Queen)

4. Gwyneth Paltrow (you may remember her from such historic accounts as Shakespeare In Love and Emma)

5. Nike ("pipe from the pipe; pipe to the pipe" - a made up quote by Nike's senior spokesman Derfag Jushnay)

6. Sheedy Neadsis Needles (by [url removed by moderator]The Pregnants purveyors and supporters of all things evil)

7. Jaws ("There is only one film about a shark and that is Jaws. And I think that and Hook are probably his[Spielberg's] best work" - Terror Firmer)

8. Wesley Snipes ("I'm going to gouge your eyes out with my shoe," is something this actor has rarely, if ever, stated in public).

9. 'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush' - This may or may not concern the on-going global disaster that is George W. Bush.

10. Quantum Leap (pipe pipe pipe absolutely pipe pipe pipe pipe fantastic pipe pipe pipe pipe).

11. The TV show is Have I Got News for You (this satirical panel show is about current affairs and/or morris dancing)

12. The phenomenon in question is indeed The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Wrist slaps for those who didn't get this)

13. The quark-waster in question is So Long and Thanks for all the Shoes (an album by NOFX - all those who thought So Long and Thanks for all the Fish can give yourselves half marks, wrong-o-person)

14. Jamie Oliver (Big Mad Mr. T's number one favourite person)

15. THE PIPE BEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16. Billie Piper and Chris Evans

17. Don't Believe The Hype by Public Enemy (Fang-tastic!!!!!)

18. Dhruv Dave ("[Big Mad Mr. T] is not Straight Edge because he is a catholic capitalist who drinks wine 24 hours a day.")

19. Mark Moxon (editor of h2g2!)
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