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GENETICFALLY MODIFIED NON-SLIP BANANA SKINS

Post 1

Charityplayer



GENETICALLY MODIFIED NON-SLIP BANANA SKINS,
ARE THINGS THAT NO POLITICIAN
CAN DO WITHOUT,
ALL THE EUROS
CARRY A PACKET OF THREE,
WHEN OUT ON THE HUSTINGS,
OR OUT AND ABOUT

THE EUROMONSTERSTATE PARLIAMENT
IS VERY SOON TO MEET,
AND RUBBER STAMP,
THEIR GRAND EURO PLAN,
TO HAVE GENETICALLY MODIFIED NON-SLIP BANANA SKINS,
PUT OUT ON EVERY ENGLISH STREET

LOGIC DICTATES,
IN THE EUROMONSTERSTATE,
THAT THERE WILL BE A CUT
IN THE ENGLISH
PEDESTRIAN
ACCIDENT
RATE

WON'T THOSE COCKNEYS LOVE IT,
OUT THERE ON THE LITTERY STREET,
WITH ALL THOSE NON-SLIP EUROSKINS,
STICKING TO THEIR PLATES OF MEAT

AND GENETICALLY MODIFIED NON-SLIP BANANA BEANS,
AS ALL POLITICIANS FOR ONCE AGREE,
PREVENT YOU FROM FARTING TOO MUCH,
AFTER BREAKFAST LUNCH OR TEA

AND GREEDY POLITICIANS,
WHO HAVE NON-SLIP BANANA BEANS FOR DINNER TOO,
CAN SPEND THE REST OF THE NIGHT TROTTING FROM,
THE POT IN THE CHAMBER TO,
THE MEMBERS' PRIVATE WATER LOO

FOR THE PREVENTION OF FARTING
IN PUBLIC PLACES,
PUTS A LOT OF PRESSURE
ON POLITICIANS' FACES,
AND GM NON-SLIP BANANA BEANS,
CAN HELP A LOT,
IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE,
A RIGHT HONOURABLE,
PARLIAMENTARY


CLOT



smiley - dragon
M8*


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Manuela

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