A Conversation for Self-reference
Uber Phreak Started conversation May 18, 2001
Murphys first law says " Anything that can go wrong will"
His second law says "Every thin will take longer than planned to get done, even taking Murphy"s First Law into account" It is not Hofstaders law.
Martin Harper Posted May 18, 2001
The correct, original Murphy's Law reads: "If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it." What you are referring to is "Finagle's Law", which is different.
[source: The Jargon Lexicon]
Hofstadter's Law is either "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstader's law", or alernatively "Everything takes twice as long as you expect, even if you take into account Hofstader's Law."
[source: "Godel, Escher, Bach" by Douglas Hofstadter]
[source 2: Donald Norman quoting Hofstadter in "Things That Make us Smart."]
Captain Kebab Posted May 19, 2001
O'Toole's Law states that Murphy was an optimist, although from what you say it sounds as though it was Finagle who was the optimist.
[Source: my boss]
NB, my boss has been known to make stuff up. This sounds like one of those things, but I find it's best to keep him sweet. Keep your boss sweet. Captain Kebab's Law.
Rob Posted May 19, 2001
Captain Kebab-you can't have it your way (i need more symbols)
I propose another law "Beware of the voices" ......no that isnt a law.
Its a result of too much haash smoke drifting into this air con.
Bye the way is Sod's law "Its bound to go wrong so dont do anyway"
Or is that my imagination or hash?!?
Captain Kebab Posted May 20, 2001
Researcher 170889 Posted Jul 18, 2001
I thought for making Murphy Slaw, one used equal amounts of chopped cabbage and Murphy.
Captain Kebab Posted Jul 18, 2001
In view of that I think it best not to ask how to prepare O'Toole Slaw.
Simon Trew Posted Nov 19, 2001
Murphy slaw is made up of equal parts potato and cabbage.
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