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What's the difference between a buffalo & a bison?

Post 1

deb - I'm in love with my soup maker & I don't care who knows it

Yow can't wash yor ands in a bison.


Noddy Holder was going to a 70's night and was discussing his outfit with a mate.

Noddy: "Well, I've got my platform shoes, my flares, my big-collared shirt. What else do in need?"

Mate: "Kipper tie?"

Noddy: "No thanks, mate, but I wouldn't mind a coffee"

Deb smiley - cheerup


What's the difference between a buffalo & a bison?

Post 2

Mol - on the new tablet

smiley - erm But you *can* wash your hands in a bison.

I'm suddenly feeling very posh.

Mol


What's the difference between a buffalo & a bison?

Post 3

Asteroid Lil - Offstage Presence

My Brummie husband tried (unsuccessfully) to teach me to say "Ten Gold Leaf and a pint of mild" in the accent. Eventually I developed enough of an ear to distinguish between 'lines' and 'lanes' when spoken.

smiley - smiley


What's the difference between a buffalo & a bison?

Post 4

deb - I'm in love with my soup maker & I don't care who knows it

smiley - blush

How stupid do I feel now?

That should, of course, have read: "You can't wash your hands in a buffalo".

I previewed too!

Deb smiley - cheerup


What's the difference between a buffalo & a bison?

Post 5

Mol - on the new tablet

If it's any consolation, you still made me laugh smiley - smiley

Mol


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