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1s i woz hung by my breifs on a flagpole + the pEpl hoo did it left me up ther till my undies ripped

Did it hurt by any chance !!! lol

I was hung by the front of my breifs till i finally got down!!

i once got a hanging frontal and regular wedgie at the same time i stepped on a chair that the wedgier gave me and they shook the chair and i slipped causing me 2 give myself a big frontal wedgie which lasted 4 10 minutes and that hurt!

I want a wedgie

Me 2

omg i also wanted a wedgie once i had gotten them coutless times but only little ones, so i went to my big couisen to help me out, hes very strong....anyway i asked him to give me an over head wedgie, for him this was to easy so................ he got them over my head and shoved them in my mouth, he then just got me by my trousers ane hung me on a coat hanger. i stayed there for 5 whole hours no joke!!!!!!!! because i was wearing joggers, they didnt rip on the hanger, so i was hung, couldnt see because of my underwear for five whole hours!!!But then my cuz saw my mum cuming home so he unhooked me and said there would be a lot of toilet water included if i told her so i was quiet, well untill 5 hours later..........

i was at an only boys school, there the teachers just dont care! Any way i was getting my lunch-mash potatoes and gravey, very squichy choco cake wiv choco sauce and soup-i sat wiv my gang, tommy, jake, matt and my best friend of all connor. anyway i sat down, and i noticed they were all syaring at me, suddenly connor shouted NOW and befor i knew it my tighty whities were over my head and in jakes hand, i then realised i was half way in the air! tommy was giving me a melvin at the same time, befor i knew it i was screaming, this was like no odinery wedgie this was more than atomic! Suddenly i was pantsed, hung in midair wiv no pants, i was thinking why today i wear my tighty whities, why today!you see i do usally wear boxer shorts but they were all in the wash.suddenly matt was pouring his and my dinner down the front of my tighty whities,and connor was pouring the rest down the back, jake then dropped me, and i was suspended in the air with a melvin by tommy, he then lowerd me down, and while i was unpicking my wedgie everyone in the lunch hall was laughing, for the rest of the day i squelched sround in my mash potato filled undies, and hv been getting atomic wedgies ever since..........

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U will there see me getting just a very little regular wedgie, but it was very embarresing because loads of people were there.......and it got a lot bigger............

im guessing u want to hear the story of that bus stop wedgie dont u. well the guy whos giving me it is an avrage kind of dude, and well im not smart, but im still classed as a 'dork'. anyway the day befor the day my wedgie was, i wanted to try and be cool, so i wedgied that kid in surprise, that day him and me swapped places i was avrage and he was a dork.But wat i forgot is he gets on the school bus with me-gulp-so the next day i was waiting by the bus stop, hopeing his mum would drop him of, as she sometimes did. but no, i saw him comeing i could see he was staring at me so i looked round the corner hopeing i would see the bus cuming, i couldnt, i knew my time was up......but he didnt touch me, he just stared at him, obviously getting suspicious. anyway i suddenly heard the bus park in front of me, i was safe.....well thats wat i though. befor i stepped on i suddenly felt my tighty whities run up the back of my neck i let out a yelp.i saw sum of the kids through the window giggling. he thn tripped me and started dragging me up the 2 little steps of the bus, the bus driver didnt see me cause of the little door between him and the rest of the bus. he dragged me, still with my little yelps of pain, through the laugh of the bus to the big back seat, i knew wat was comeing so i tried to fight back, but he was very tubby i hv to say, so i had no chance.i didnt know this was possible, but he actully got my tighty whities ova my head and coverd up my eyes, i was yelping in pain and everyone was laughing, i was blind and i fell of the seat, with just made it worst. I then felt a chubby, wet finger swirling around my ear.I WAS GETTIN A WET WILLIE!!! He was obviously planning this, because i saw him a get some things out of his school bag, the thing that really caught my attention was the hand cuffs and the duck tape. i then felt my self stop yelping, he had duck tapped my mouth shut, i suddenly felt my pants slide down my legs, and heard a scream of giggles from all the girls, and felt some slaps on my butt aswell. i suddenly felt that i couldnt riggle my atomic wedgie out either, HE HAD DUCK TAPED MY BUT CHEECKS TO GETHER, AND ALL ACROSS MY BACK, I ALSO FELT A BIG PIECE ACROSS MY FOREHEAD! For the rest of the journey i9 was sat on by chuck(the guy who wedgied me)and if anyone needed to fart, they had to sit on me.....(pat 2 in a min)

Finally the bus stopped, i knew it wasnt over, but i thought he would at least let me see, but no, he had to drag me by the legs right out the bus to the school yard, i heard a wave of laughter, and giggles as wed headed in to the school as the bell rang, still not being able to see i sat down on my desk, i let out a loud grunt, i was streatching them more by sitting down. I suddenly felt an icy touch on my ear as i felt my self being draged to the front of the class by just my ear uh oh. it was the head misstress, i forgot, SHE WAS TEACHING OUR CLASS TODAY!!i knew this wouldnt be nice.........i suddenly felt a big rrrrriiiiiiiiippppppp across my face as i felt myself breathing through my mouth again wat is da meaning of this i heard her icy voice say, so i told her the story about the tape and the bus. at the end i heard her give an icy snort. so to embarrse me even more, to untape my butt cheecks she decides to pants me to the entire class(chuck did get told off but it wasnt that bad! sry just thought ud like to know) shove my butt in the air and rip it as painfully as possible, she then lay me on my desk and started ripping all the the tape off my back, she then ripped off the one on my forhead, and let my tighty whities whip my butt, and the finishing touch was wen she pulled up my pants she made them go up more then nessesary and then flinged em back! No doubt the most worse and embarresing wedgie known to man!

U WERE HUNG BY A MELVIN!! ooooooo nasty

that was to bengee

this is me wen im much older with my mean sister!!!
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this was me a couple of days ago it was ma dads b-day and him, me and his friend were downstairs, and i started p*****g him off real bad, my dads very drunk so he decides to do this...........

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in the 1st one im 12
in the 2nd one im 17
in the 3rd one im 21

the story of me and my sis is........one day my sis had a few m8s round and i was bored so i decided to hv sum fun wat i did was wen my sis came back in her room wiv sum drinks 4 her and her m8s wen i suddenly ambushed her. i grabed the drinks, and be4 she had a chance to shout at me i pantsed her-her friends giggling through all of dis-i then quickly pulled her frilly knickers out, not up to giv her a wedgie, but out so i cud pour all the drinks down the underwear! by now were all laughing our head off(well apart from my sis LOL)so to finish it off i let her pull up her pants and suddenly gave her the noogie of a life time............
about 5 days l8er sum of my m8s came round, and it sempt like me and my sis had 4gotten about the little incident(well i did and i thought she did)but as i got up to go to the loo, she ambushed me just like i did to her. suddenly felt my underwear sliding up my back and my front! she got them under my armpits and taped them there. my m8s were laughing there heads off, and me giving out little yelps, and grunts of pain. i then felt myself being draggedto the bathroom. next thing i knew my face was in a toilet. she then sed 'this is wat u get wen u mess wiv ur sister'i then heard myself saying 'no plz anything but that...' i then felt a spiral of water gushing around my head. i heard muffled laughter.wen she dragged me out and i was dripping. she suddenly ripped off the tape on my back. and sed to ma m8s 'hang him' i tried to struggle out of ma m8s grasp but they were stronger than me.i was then hung by my underwear on the hook on the back of my bedroom door. she then put her sleeping mask ova my eyes. tony-my friend who always farted, he just couldnt help it!!- then took of his underwear and tied it round my mouth, my hand and feet were then taped together i heard phones clicking, they were taking pictures of me! i heard my sis say 'all on tape, all on youtube'............