A Conversation for Kissing
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Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted Jul 25, 1999
Whadda youz talkin' aboud? I'm notsa scared... Iz youz a scared? I think youz scared... Mario, Luigi.. geta you fireballs out, eh?
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Penguin Girl - returned at last Posted Apr 11, 2000
Hey, it's been a while, but can I still join the protest?
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Apr 15, 2000
You can find the protest here:
http://www.h2g2.com/A125290
However, what I'd like to know is what happened to the rules in the first place? They seem to have been replaced by an article about kissing. Hard to protest something that isn't around anymore. Perhaps that means we won?
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Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted Apr 18, 2000
This was always an article about kissing, guys! lol! I haven't a clue why someone mentioned the rules here, but aren't we glad they did? Aren't we? As for whether we have won or not, a copy of the current passage in question:
"3. No spitting."
As listed in the registraion e-maildistributed to new researchers. How long must this oppression CONTINUE?!
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FairlyStrange Posted Apr 18, 2000
He-he....hello, stranger!LOL
Never noticed the "Kissing" thing before!.....No matter, the thread is totally taken over by ARSE now....
(We take small victories where we can get them!!!!)
NM
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Apr 19, 2000
I hadn't noticed Fen, but you are right. The rules weren't on this page, they were here:
http://www.h2g2.com/dontpanic.cgi?name=terms
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Fenchurch M. Mercury Posted Apr 22, 2000
Eh? *looks at arms, which seem human enough to her* I don't THINK I'm a penguin...
50 weeks now, it says. And re-reading the thread, I remember clearly the moment of reckoning; when I went out and spat for distance. That was a beautiful day, indeed.
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Apr 25, 2000
yes, back in the days when we could keep track of each other!
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FairlyStrange Posted Apr 25, 2000
It has become a rather large community now, hasn't it Frink!
Some days it's hard to keep up with where *I* am!
NM
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Penguin Girl - returned at last Posted Apr 28, 2000
Am I to be scorned simply for taking the name of that noble9but rather silly looking) bird, the penguin?
-leah
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Apr 29, 2000
Don't worry, Fenchurch will post you eventually - she's just not around as much as she used to be. At any rate, we'll pester her until she does post you...........
Fenchurch?
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plaguesville Posted May 1, 2000
The saloon's swing doors open slightly and in sidles a drifter who is clearly down on his luck.
He moves slowly around the room trying to bum a drink from the patrons who, variously, ignore him, mock him or offer him physical violence. Eventually he finishes at the table of the smartly attired but sadistic proprietor of the establishment who in response to the request offers a bottle of $1-50 whiskey if the drifter will first drink the contents of the spittoon.
With an expression of beatific gratitude on his face the drifter picks up the spittoon, takes a big breath and starts to drink.
One by one the patrons turn away from the spectacle with feelings of shame and compassion stirring in their saddle leather hearts. Even the proprietor becomes uncomfortable and in an unprecedented display of what passes for generosity he says:
"OK pardner, you win. You can have the whiskey."
The drifter, however, carries on drinking.
The proprietor, feeling queasy, says:
"OK bud, stop and I'll give you two bottles."
The drifter still carries on drinking.
The proprietor, sweating profusely, yells:
"Stop right now and I'll give you 50 bucks.
The drifer continues, apparently oblivious.
The proprietor rushes from the saloon and vomits violently and copiously across the boardwalk and on to the dusty main street. He returns shortly after, dabbing effetely with his silk kerchief at his palid face. He sees the drifter replacing the now empty spittoon on the floor.
Recovering his composure and unsympathetic disposition he says to the drifter:
"You're only going to get one bottle of whiskey now, because that was the original deal; but I would have given you the 50 bucks if you'd stopped when I asked. Why didn't you stop drinking then?"
"I couldn't, mister. It was all in one lump."
Sorry to have taken up your time if you'd heard it.
Still want to continue ARSEing about? I may have more like this.
"No Spitting!" is the reason I enrolled.
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FairlyStrange Posted May 1, 2000
He-he!!!! It's been a long time since I've heard that one, and I must say I can't remember it being so well told!!!! VERY GOOD!!!LOL
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Penguin Girl - returned at last Posted May 1, 2000
Ick...*shudders* But we weren't talking about spittons.
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Penguin Girl - returned at last Posted May 1, 2000
I don't mind spitting. Spitting is good. That's why I joined ARSE. It's just when it involves tobacco and then they keep it sitting around...
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- 41: Fenchurch M. Mercury (Jul 25, 1999)
- 42: Penguin Girl - returned at last (Apr 11, 2000)
- 43: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Apr 15, 2000)
- 44: FairlyStrange (Apr 16, 2000)
- 45: Fenchurch M. Mercury (Apr 18, 2000)
- 46: FairlyStrange (Apr 18, 2000)
- 47: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Apr 19, 2000)
- 48: Crazylegs (Apr 21, 2000)
- 49: Fenchurch M. Mercury (Apr 22, 2000)
- 50: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Apr 25, 2000)
- 51: FairlyStrange (Apr 25, 2000)
- 52: Penguin Girl - returned at last (Apr 28, 2000)
- 53: The Ghost Of TV's Frink (Apr 29, 2000)
- 54: Penguin Girl - returned at last (Apr 29, 2000)
- 55: Fenchurch M. Mercury (Apr 29, 2000)
- 56: plaguesville (May 1, 2000)
- 57: FairlyStrange (May 1, 2000)
- 58: Penguin Girl - returned at last (May 1, 2000)
- 59: Fenchurch M. Mercury (May 1, 2000)
- 60: Penguin Girl - returned at last (May 1, 2000)
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