A Conversation for Home-made Christmas Presents

Smackin' plank

Post 1

Bugada The Almighty

1-piece of wood. 2x4 preferred.
2-sharp, sturdy knife.
3-hammer (optional)
4-nail (optional

1-carve a handle into ONE END ONLY of the 2x4.
2-(optional) hammer nail into NON HANDLE end of the board, so that the tip of the nail sticks out one end.


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Post 2


I do not really understand what this tool is supposed to be used for. Malicious baseball? Is it a kitchen tool (hole-in-an-egg-poker)? Or is it actually for smacking people?

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Post 3


He thinks he's being clever. smiley - winkeye

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Post 4

Bugada The Almighty

Well, as to the actual use of the smackin' plank, it is intended for whatever purpose you wish to use it for, BUT, I do not condone or accept responsibility for any injuries or death resulted in the overuse of the smackin' plank. splinters too. I don't take any responsibility for splinters.

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