A Conversation for Infant Colic and What to Do About It

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Livzy

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Post 2

NexusSeven

...Crazy Horses...

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smiley - winkeye


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Post 3

Cloviscat

So, Nex, what are you doing reading an entry about babies??? smiley - bigeyes


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Livzy

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(Give me some bloody gripe water or something, this colic is bloody painfull!)


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Post 5

NexusSeven

What entry?

smiley - winkeye Seriously, though, I was merely trying to add to my repertoire of pathetic gags by implying that babies must really like the Osmonds.

Maybe I'll actually read the entry now... smiley - winkeye


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Post 6

Livzy


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(Still got the colic)


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Post 7

JAR (happy to be back, but where's Ping?)

Ping: *gives Livzy a bowl of grip water*


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Post 8

Livzy

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*gulp gulp gulp gulp*

Buuuuuurrrpp!!

*smiles cutely*

Thanks!


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Post 9

JAR (happy to be back, but where's Ping?)

Ping: *bows slightly*


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Post 10

Livzy

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Gripe water runs straight through you, don't you know !



Nappy please!


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Post 11

JAR (happy to be back, but where's Ping?)

Ping: oh, oh. Me no know no baby-raising! *quickly looks around for nappy, finds nappy inside an oddly looking weaverbasket, hands Livzy nappy, prays*


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Post 12

Livzy

*Livzy takes nappy and begins chewing on it - he is only 1 after all!*





(Adult enters room - Ping looks mighty relieved - adult changes Livzy - puts him to bed and leaves)


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