A Conversation for Removal of Certain Male Organs from the Zipper

Pain to privates

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Wrinkled Rocker

WhenI was still a little lad, I grew tall enough to stand and use the toilet. Mom told me to lift up the seat when I went. Being a good boy, I did so, but my zipper needed two hands to close and so I let go of the seat...
Believe me, the impact of a toilet seat and lid onto a small private just reaching over the rim of the bowl was worse!


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