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greysuit2

It brought tears to my eyes to contemplate the potential mis-use of an ornamental nutcracker but it has to be said that the nutcracker would probably survive the experience.

You can probably guess where this is going.

When was the last time that you actually used an ornamental nutcracker to crack nuts ?

I once drove an old 1984 Volvo 244 into the wall of the Blackwall Tunnel. The Volvo only just came second.

I once used an ornamental nutcracker to open nuts. The ornamental nutcracker came a very positive second.

Is there an appropriate (H&S Compliant) instruction book on how to open nuts with ornamental nutcrackers without breaking the lever in the soldier's back and breaking his jaw at the same time ?


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