A Conversation for Condoms

condom sizes

Post 1

the sage

In the UK condoms are only sold in a standard size. Without wishing to boast, I have found them to be somewhat constricting and given to splitting in use.

I was delighted to discover that in the USA they are available in both standard and large sizes. I found the large to be easier to apply, very much more comfortable to wear and much safer in use.

In addition, any embarrassment which may be associated with purchasing condoms is obviated by the word 'large' on the packet which creates a sense of pride and supremacy and is bound to impress the cashier.


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Post 2

Researcher 188170

I must agree here. I'm quite pathetically embaressed when in a store in need of a pack of condoms. I haven't been in this position too often I regret to say, but the standard size is serverly undersize. In Germany they sell about 4 sizes (small under a different name, normal, large and XXL). The embaresment factor has turned into a feeling of being admired by the time your pased checkout with your pack of 24 XXL.


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Post 3

Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

A handy tip to see what size you are...

Get the empty cardboard roll from a roll of toilet paper.
If you can fit your erect member in side it comfortably you are average.
If you have lots of room to spair you are small - sorry.
If you don't fit or burst through the flimsy cardboard like the Hulk out of his Bruce Banner shirt, Congratulations! you are a large.


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Post 4

Cupid Stunt

Does the roll have to be empty? smiley - smiley

It's good to see such an intelectual conversation going on.


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Post 5

Con

What an excellent tip. I bet there are a lot of guys out there who were wondering. What if it bursts out of a kitchen roll one then? smiley - bigeyessmiley - smiley


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Post 6

Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

Then you will either be getting a lot of girls, or more likely having them run away from you.

Either way you should use a garbage bag and some rope instead of a condom. smiley - biggrin


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Post 7

ESSEXgirlie..aka im.all.by.myself ex pat of that great leader in the sky LEISURE DISTRICT..

i would hate to burst ne ones bubble lol
but isnt the tube smaller on a cheap roll of toilet/kitchen paper


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Post 8

Zorpheus - I'm so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

smiley - huh Every one I've seen is the same size.


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Post 9

ESSEXgirlie..aka im.all.by.myself ex pat of that great leader in the sky LEISURE DISTRICT..

oh thats a shame really
coz of the epty roll was smaller on a cheap
roll then it might have added a bigger smile to sum mens faces ...thinking they was bigger lol


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