A Conversation for Puns: A Practical Guide
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Only living boy in New Cross - The Good, The Bad and the Average Started conversation Mar 7, 2005
The man read the sign over the llama's cage; 'Beware it spits' and he was.
Can someone explain?
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The Mayan Templar Posted Mar 7, 2005
"Beware it spits" can also be rwad as "Be where it spits"
Police man walks up to a fisherman and says, "Can't fish here", and the fisherman replies "I don't know, why don't you ask them".
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Only living boy in New Cross - The Good, The Bad and the Average Posted Mar 8, 2005
ahhh Many thanks..I quite like
A midget psychic who escapes from prison is
wait for it...
a small medium at large.
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Gnomon - time to move on Posted Mar 8, 2005
A madman rapes a charlady then flees from the crime:
Nut screws washer and bolts.
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The Mayan Templar Posted Mar 9, 2005
An assassin called Artie strangles three people in a supermarket, and charges only a dollar for the contract.
Headline: Arti chokes three for a dollar
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