h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Nobody better think of taking it - it's mine. Thank you.

-io-

Everything's kosher, except if you're a Yankee fan. They tent to think that they're gods in baseball fandom. The rest of the world think that they are jerks. The strange thing is that they relish this fact. They probably are offended that you didn't mention things like "monuments in center field", or "Daryll Strawberry" or the winner of the World Series is the best team.

Yankees fans are not crude you jerk. Nor are they obnoxious you insolent filthy animal. Nor are they arrogant, you fan of a team who couldn't possibly beat the Yankees if they were given double the outs and were staked to a ten run lead.

Yankees fans graciously forgive slurs made against their names provided there is a full retraction and a signed confession.

Mentioning of monuments, by the way is optional, though it would only seem fair and honest to mention the World Series winners.

Unless of course you are an Atlanta Braves fan, in which case...

Loreth...
well...?
*taps foot impatiently*
Baseball is entirely too important not to cover extensively...
get that thing approved

I know, I know... I meant to rewrite it and then school hit... I will get on it within a few days, school just ended.

good *big smile*
ooh ooh, and if you need any help, good old spaceboy's here for you *grin*
and sorry about the misspelling of your name, ioreth
sbz