Escape Pod Dreams - 80
Created | Updated Aug 12, 2004
Escape Pod Dreams, the artificially banana-scented
Issue
It occurs to me that I have now been on this site long enough that some of my previous offerings in the literary vain haven't been available to be depreciated by those who have come straggling in since I first became famous for what Deizoeb used to call my 'train of conch-shell-ness' typing exertioncises. Now, there are those who will say that the late-comers are well off to have missed my earlier effortlessness, and those who would say that anyone who has missed my jobs of workmanlike prosity and peversity haven't had the sleepless days that those who have have had had...
This is the place where someone has to remind me to care.