The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Jul 15, 2004
The Crowing Problem
I had a little Cockerel
I called it Cyril Two
Each morning as the sun would rise
He'd give a cock-a-do-doodle-doo
Sometimes I would throw my boot at him
to stop his little game
But each morning as the dawn arose
It was always the bleedin' same
I'd stuff my head beneath my pillow
and try to ignore his raucous crow
But Cyril Two was never put off
and increased volume until I showed
Even on weekends, or holidays
or whenever I was feeling sick
Cyril Two would welcome the dawn
He was really getting on my wick
He'd be so proudly crowing
perched on the hen house wall
And no matter how I tried to keep him quiet
Come morning he'd give vent to his evil call
So sadly and with a heavy heart
I knew just what had to be done
Make use of the sage and onion
as I did with Cyril One!!