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Post 1

Classic Krissy

Like em, loath em, in elementary school, it's all you're gettin'.

Congratumalations darling beetle! smiley - smiley


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Post 2

beetle, return of

If you had the choice of either washing 2000 sporks or 4000 forks and spoons, what would you perfer, hmm?


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Post 3

Classic Krissy

We got plastic ones.

Didn't you?


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Post 4

beetle, return of

washing plastic ware is hard.


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Post 5

Classic Krissy

Especially if you use brillo pads.

Remember how the school spaghetti used to stain the spork a kind of pinkey/orangy/red?


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Post 6

Spartus

Imagine what it did to your guts.


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Post 7

Classic Krissy

Eeeeewwww...I refused to eat the chicken on accounta' my friend stuck his fork into one one time and it bled.

I was there.

That's why all I ate in High School were the fries.


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Post 8

beetle, return of

Now we know what happened to you

S- Any explanation why the speggti sauce was gritty?


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Post 9

Spartus

I poured dirt in it, usually. Why?


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