A Conversation for Doors
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lee lee Started conversation Jan 5, 2000
Very nice.
But you forgot to mention the door to my heart.
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Smiley Ben Posted Jan 5, 2000
Awwwwwwwwww
I think you may have just made my day. That's so sweet.
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Jan 5, 2000
what about things like "holding the door open etiquette" where everyone makes a slow progress to the door that you only held open for the woman with the pushchair, and you are left there like a lemming
revolving doors - you forgot to mention that you also have to pray that the hole you get shot out of was the right one - otherwise you'll have to try again!
doors with no little window in them in wierd places where people stand - they end up getting hit
push/pull doors - don't forget to mention that push doors often have pull handles on them and I have come across one pull door with one of those flat metal plates for pushing on
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Metal Chicken Posted Jan 5, 2000
While we're on 'holding doors open etiquette' don't forget the door at the top of a flight of stairs. Some helpful bloke is sure to hold it open for the woman at the bottom - who then feels she has rush up the stairs so he's not left standing there for the ages it would take her to climb up at a comfortable rate. (I'm not knocking courtesy in general, just making an observation)
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AEndr, The Mad Hatter Posted Jan 5, 2000
I always have the problem with seats on trains and buses
I am young and female
I was brought up to give more elderly people (or the pregnant/with children) my seat
this is fine except for elderly gentlemen, who beleive in giving up their seats for a lady.
quandry time
back to doors
from where I come it is polite to let people off the train first
this does not happen on a tube in London
it took me months to learn to barge and shoulder my way in rush hour
now I get odd looks when I go back home
one can never win!
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Mindy Posted Mar 29, 2000
Even sillier, I have come across an automatic exit door from a supermarket bearing a sign reading "please enter by the other door". "Now why on earth should I want to go back in again, especially as I haven't even gone out yet?" While you are puzzling over this, the automatic door gets the advantage over you and takes you by surprise by letting you out when you are not ready.
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