A Conversation for Light Bulb Jokes
Variants on Light Bulbs
Fred, the Incontinent Hamster Started conversation Jun 12, 2001
The three best Light Bulb Jokes I ever heard were:
How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
"Don't worry, I'll sit in the dark."
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How many Surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine parts.
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. But it takes a long time. And the light bulb has to really WANT to change.
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How many movie producers does it take to change a light bulb?
..........................Does it HAVE to be a light bulb?
That was four. Hamsters can't count.
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Researcher 170889 Posted Jun 14, 2001
And how many Programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None - that's a hardware problem...
How many Polish does it take to screw in a light bulb - three - one to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder...
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~ jwf ~ scribblo ergo sum Posted Jun 14, 2001
How many feminists does... 
..never mind.
peace
~jwf~
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Wise Rhubarb Posted Nov 4, 2001
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
1001 - 1 to hold the lighbulb and 1000 to turn the house round.
Variants on Light Bulbs
Wise Rhubarb Posted Nov 4, 2001
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
1001 - 1 to hold the lighbulb and 1000 to turn the house round.
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