A Conversation for The Universal Declaration of Human Rights

VLAD THE IMPALER

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Charityplayer



VLAD THE IMPALER,
WAS A BIT OF A FAILURE,
WHEN IT CAME TO HUMAN RIGHTS,
IF YOU WERE VLADS' TAILOR,
VLAD WOULD IMPALE YER,
FOR THE TINIEST LITTLE STTTCHING FAILURE,
EVEN THOUGH HE MADE YOU WORK NIGHTS

FAIL TO DOFF
YOUR HAT TO VLAD,
AND END UP NOT QUITE DEAD,
'COS VLAD WOULD CONFIRM YOUR CONVICTIONS,
AND NAIL YOUR HAT TO YOUR HEAD

VLAD LEFT OUT
A GOLDEN CUP,
IN EVERY VILLAGE SQUARE,
YOU COULD QUENCH YOUR THIRST WITH WATER,
AND TAKE VLADS' CUP HOME,
IF YOU DARE

VLADS' CUP OF GOLD,
NEVER GOT STOLE,
BY THE POOR OR THE IGNORANT,
THE YOUNG OR THE OLD

THERE IT WOULD SIT,
IN THE VILLAGE SQUARE,
TO PROVE TO THE WORLD,
THAT VLAD WAS FAIR

VLAD HAD NO GAOLER,
IF YOU WERE A FAILURE,
AS MANAGER OF VLADS'
FOOTBALL TEAM,
FOR FOOTIE FAILURE,
VLAD WOULD FLAIL AND IMPALE YER,
VLAD WOULD MAKE YOU SCREAM

SHOULD VLAD INVITE YOU
ROUND TO DINNER,
YOU COULD END UP LOOKING
LIKE A SORRY SINNER,
STUCK UP ON VLADS' IMPALING POST,
WATCHING VLAD TUCK IN,
TO HIS SUNDAY ROAST






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