A Conversation for Lunch

Lunch Break

Post 1

Researcher 104433

When I was napping in France after a big lunch, I was awakened by the local(Boulbon)banker who then proceeded to propose marriage because I looked so peaceful after eating. He said his digestion was bad and he needed someone to calm his processes after meals. What do you think I said?


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Post 2

Mustapha

It depends. What's the French for "Get stuffed"?


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Post 3

Researcher 104433

Do you use GE lecithin in those brownies? I only knew the french for bite a cockroach, so that's what I said.


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Post 4

Mustapha

The contents of Monsy's "Special" Brownies are a secret known only to Sister Monsy... smiley - smiley or rather smiley - bigeyes


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Post 5

TopAssassin

Is lunch not, acording to the Lunching Friars of Voondoon, the centre of man's temporal and spiritual day? And, if so, mustn't one avoid eating in disreputable establishments such as that? That is like attending Mass at the local rubbish heap...a sacrilege...tsk tsk


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Post 6

wanderingshadow

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.


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