h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Will you write a note to my boss explaining how I am not a perv?

off topic [Wait a second! How do you print a whole thread with the push of a button? I want to print my journal and have been dreading the idea of cutting and pasting the whole thing into a word processor.]

C, you're right. I have been finding the answers to my questions in the <=== direction.

All I can tell you is that I hit the print button when I was at the last post(s) and the whole thing printed out. Surprised me as much as you (surprised the secretary by the shared printer even more, she had to add paper at least once.)

Ouch! Well I can tell you I did have something like that happen to me, but with a topic like the one on this thread. Damn thing landed square in the hands of my arch enemy who promptly handed it to my hateful supervisor. I thought her head was going to explode.

Oh dear, that's not the best way to get in the boss's good books.

Dear Boss-Person,

Despite how it looks here, zoomer is not a pervert. He is a fine, upstanding member of our community.

Sincerely yours,

TopHat KittyCat.

There you go zoommer! Now if your boss is the type to take the word of someone unknown to him who goes by a name like Tophatkittykat, then you're all set!

I showed it to her and she looked at me like I had just arrived from Mars. And the reputation continues to grow....

I showed it to her and she looked at me like I had just arrived from Mars. And the reputation continues to grow....

Well good for you. I prefer the people who get those looks over the ones who don't.

What they really need to be told is that masturbation isn't bad or harmful thing. No need to get into all those bloodcurdling details

IMHO it's much more interesting to investigate the matter by one's self.

Okay. Lemme get this straight... Skov is saying that instead of the note saying:

Dear Boss-Person,
Despite how it looks here, zoomer is not a pervert. He is a fine, upstanding member of our community.
Sincerely, TopHatKittyKat

It would have been better if Zoomer would have handed her a note that said:

Dear Boss-Lady
Masturbation isn't bad or harmful thing.
Sincerely, TopHatKittyKat

Is that what you mean, Skov? Because, in my humble opinion, I think that would have gotten him something far less pleasant than an askew look.

Just thought I'd say that during Secondary School we were told about 'Masturbation' during Sex Education, and so it would appear it's already part of the curriculum. Or does Sex Education differ in availability and content in different regions of the UK?