h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I love listening to music at home (1)
Whilst wallowing in a bath full of foam (2)

I love listening to music at home (1)
Whilst wallowing in a bath full of foam (2)
The sound waves create ripples (3)

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I love listening to music at home (1)
Whilst wallowing in a bath full of foam (2)
The sound waves create ripples (3)
But nobody quibbles (4)

I love listening to music at home (1)
Whilst wallowing in a bath full of foam (2)
The sound waves create ripples (3)
But nobody quibbles (4)
While I wash my hair, where is my comb? (5)

Oh, what shall I do with my hair? (1)

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Oh, what shall I do with my hair? (1)
For most of it's no longer there (2)

Oh, what shall I do with my hair? (1)
For most of it's no longer there (2)
I rub lard on my scalp (3)

Oh, what shall I do with my hair? (1)
For most of it's no longer there (2)
I rub lard on my scalp (3)
Climb high up an alp ($)

Oh, what shall I do with my hair? (1)
For most of it's no longer there (2)
I rub lard on my scalp (3)
Climb high up an alp (4)
And give the Abominable Snowman a scare. (5)

I've decided to buy a new hat (1)

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I've decided to buy a new hat (1)
Neither too tall nor too flat (2)

I've decided to buy a new hat (1)
Neither too tall nor too flat (2)
But wide at the brim (3)

I've decided to buy a new hat (1)
Neither too tall nor too flat (2)
But wide at the brim (3)
So that those who can't swim (4)

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I've decided to buy a new hat (1)
Neither too tall nor too flat (2)
But wide at the brim (3)
So that those who can't swim (4)
Won't belly-flop with a loud "splat" (5)

They say that time's an illusion (1)

They say that time's an illusion (1)
But I think that there is some confusion. (2)

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They say that time's an illusion (1)
But I think that there is some confusion. (2)
For if time were to stop (3)

They say that time's an illusion (1)
But I think that there is some confusion. (2)
For if time were to stop (3)
Or, even worse, pop (4)

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They say that time's an illusion (1)
But I think that there is some confusion. (2)
For if time were to stop (3)
Or, even worse, pop (4)
Reality would suffer contusion

I once saw a leader called May (1)


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I once saw a leader called May (1)
Refusing to just go away (2)

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'til Brexit made Boris PM