A Conversation for Limericks


Post 1


Here's my favourite limerick (almost):


There once was a man from St Bees
Who was stung on the arm by a wasp.
When asked "Does it hurt?"
He replied "No it doesn't.
I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet!"


Post 2

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

There one was a lady of Bude
who went for a swim in a lake
A man in a punt
Stuck his pole in her ear
and said "you can't swim here, it's private"

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