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Post 1061

Argon0 (back for a bit)

Promptly fell down a well


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Post 1062

Tabitca

And to be fished out with a fork
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There was a goldfish called Fred


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Post 1063

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

Whose main problem was that he was Dead


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Post 1064

vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)

If he had had what he ought'a


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Post 1065

Argon0 (back for a bit)

He'd a been swimming in Water


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Post 1066

vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670)

But he's flushed down the toilet instead. smiley - smiley

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There was a young toad in the hole,


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Post 1067

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

who was on the run from a vole


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Post 1068

Argon0 (back for a bit)

In a hole did he hide


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Post 1069

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

But he kept to the side,

Because he had with him a great big pole.

new smileys.new smileys.new smileys.new smileys.new smileys.new smileys.new smileys.


There was a fishmonger called Fred,


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Post 1070

Merkin

Who took his work home to his bed.


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Post 1071

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

I'm not sure I like where this is going.


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Post 1072

Jon Quixote: steaming little purple buns for tea.

One day he took a halibut


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Post 1073

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

you may find this silly, but


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Post 1074

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

His wife stole it and beat him in the head.

(That's Odd)(That's Odd)(That's Odd)(That's Odd)

There once was a woman whose nose...


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Post 1075

Shea the Sarcastic

Was so long that it reached to her toes


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Post 1076

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

if she bent down too quick


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Post 1077

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Oh, the mucus would stick


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Post 1078

Phreako

And could only be detached with a hose.

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I saw a great big Zebra


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Post 1079

Argon0 (back for a bit)

Whose name just happened to be Deborah


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Post 1080

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

She wore a leopard-skin cap


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