h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I did refresh, honest, go with BM

All I can say
Is "Go, Bill, yay!"
My hero-award him instead.

yawn>

When I look at the smiley above,

I'm tempted to give someone a shove.

it looks like a Troll
or my mate's blow up doll

That reminds me... Oh, heavens above!

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Jehova's Witnesses kept a low profile

I'm on their 'trigger point low' file

The last one that came

had to alter his name
and lived evermore in denial

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they always go hunting in pairs

these ravenous vampire hares

one to capture the prey
the other to slay

And then they decides how they shares!

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An IRA steakknife revealed

Something more often concealed

A mole near the top

the cream of the crop

with a wound a long way from healed

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Did you hear about the Conga of moles whe kept smelling
burnt sugar - the couldn't tell the difference between burnt
sugar and mollasses.
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A mole built a hill like a Castle

His wife said "It's just too much hassle!"

"It's got to be small,"

with a plant in the hall
and a doorbell hung with a tassel

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there's a tassel adorning the rope

rings a bell only heard by the Pope

He pulls it at noon