h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Entry: Speedos - Update - A20109052
Author: Matt - U168592

A Mostly Harmless Update of an Old writing team entry A2151.

Hope it is okay

Glad to be of service

Traveller in Time in full disagreement
"They are not holding bubbles entering the water or forming a bag of water when leaving. They have very small seams and nearly no borders.

It is a fact they are promoted by top swimmers for their durability, swimming comfort and low drag.

Bet you have a fraudulous brand copy as example. "

Well, the piece is supposed to be retiaing humour, not water, but I've altered that paragraph somewhat to honour the good name of Speedo TM (Nottingham)

There was talk off the original Entry about a picture, but there were grounds for decency. But I'm sure something suitable could bring even more humour to the piece. Even if it is just a pick of Tony Blair (or another such person) in his - or summink like that

.. and you being part of the hootoo photographers club..

You could take a self-portrait piccy..

ah.


No.

Pity!

Well, yes I think some would be needed if I took up the challenge

I've added more to the Entry now

Yes, I can see it's getting bigger

Oh dear, shall I leave now?

Get your coat...

and cover up, you'll scare the fish!

*grabs the coat*

*scares the fish*

Great, took me hours to train those guppies how to sing 'School's Out'.

Anyway, a merry chase you lead us away from the Update lil! Any critique or comments that could improve the Entry?

Okay.. * puts on serious face*


As your article is twice the size of the original Guide Entry, you have managed to cover most, if not all, of the remaining features. Thus you have more than just updated an original article, you have managed to exceed it in a manner to amuse and challenge others to read the links provided.


Is that want you wanted?

Yeah, that's pretty good. Can I have some too?

Would you like too??

Well, if you're offering...

May I make a confession?

Traveller in Time reading both entries
"I think the old one is better.

You still write nonsense about capturing bubbles or retaining water, some side notes about the body contours but nothing about what is anything important about swimming wear.

I wear speedos most of the time I am in the water and unlike with other wears they never slide off, retain water or give drag. < A1115362 >"