A Conversation for Famous Film Quotes


Post 1

SPINY (aka Ship's Cook)

"Take 'em to Missouri, Matt." John Wayne, can't remember the film.

"We want the finest wines known to humanity." Richard E. Grant in Withnail and I.

" 'Now tell her she has the most beautiful eyes you've ever seen.'
'You have the most eyes I've ever seen.' " From Play it again Sam by Woody Allen.


Post 2


"I'm only the best because I work with the best"

-Bruce Willis, "Armageddon"


Post 3

Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here)

"You want the truth... Well, you can't handle the truth!"
Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Men.

"Hold on tight... 'cause Kansas is going bye-bye."
Nitro character in The Matrix

"Life? What Life? I got no life! I'm in the dark here!"
Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman

"Where were you? Where were you?"
Harvey Keitel to Jesus Christ in Bad Lieutenant


Post 4


"Oooooooooooooh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit"
Mel Gibson aka Riggs falling off a highway construction set in Lethal Weapon 3


Post 5


Dont forget:

Let's drill this bitch!

Bruce - Armageddon


Post 6


"Shaken, not stirred." James Bond in nearly every movie

"I'll lget you my pretty, and your little dog too!!" The Witch in The Wizard of Oz

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." Dorothy (as above)

"There's no place like home" Dorothy again


Post 7


"Same old dream, world domination" - James Bond, not sure what film.

"I'm Brian and so is my wife" - Unnamed crucifee, Life of Brian.

"oooh you lucky Bastard!" - Man to brian as he climbs from the reckage of an alien spacship - Life of Brian

"Come back! I'll bite your legs off!" - Severly maimed knight - The holy grail

"One day lad all this will be yours"
"What? The curtains?" terry jones and micheal palin, The Holy Grail

"Come on Luke, lets blow this thing so we can all go home" - Han Solo, Star Wars.

"Thats not a moon, thats a space station" - Obi wan, Star Wars

"Louis, I think this is the begining of a beautiful partnership" - Rick, Casablanca

"Wake up!, time to die", Leon, Bladerunner

"They're here!" - poltergeist

** Non verbal section **

"ugh! ugh!" Rachel welch, 100000 years BC

"Ooo, ooo ooogh! Thud!" Monkey discovers that bones make great hammers, 20001

"Aaaarrrr Arrr Arrr eeee Arrr", Johhny Wisemuller, tarzan

"Bark!", lassie

"Uh, Uh, Uh, Uhhhhhh",Silvia crystal - Emmanuelle

"Mmmppph!", Linda Lovelace, Deep Throat


Post 8

Dan Streetmentioner

"Why don't I just stick my boot up your ass?" - Clint Eastwood, City Heat.

"Is she prettier than you? I'M prettier than you." - Peter Sellars, What's New Pussycat.


Post 9

JokerFord2001(the times they are a changin')

"Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries" -- More "Holy Grail"


Post 10


All from john carpenters classic The Thing

"I don't know what it is, but its weird and pissed off"

"You've got to be f**king kidding" - In response to a severed head that sprouts legs and walks off.

"I know we've all been under a lot of stress recently, but if you don't mind I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter tied to this F**KING COUCH" - Base commander on being tied to a couch containing the remains of a colleague.


Post 11

Mrs V

Tomorrow is another day... Scarlett in Gone with the Wind of course.
I like that one...


Post 12

CIG WebGeek

"If I didn't have puke breath, Id' kiss you." Rick Moranis in Strange Brew

"My brother and I used to say drowning in beer would be like heaven. But now my brother's gone, and I've got two soakers. This isn't heaven. This sucks!" again RM in SB.

"My name is Antigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." (can't remember the actor) The Princess Bride

"I have been chosen! Farewell my brothers, I go off to a better place." three-eyed alien squeeze toy in Toy Story.

"Shut up you zealot!" Tom Hanks (Woody) to the three-eyed alien squeeze toy in Toy Story


Post 13


The actor is Mandy Patinkin and his character's name in the Princess Bride is "Inigo Montoya". smiley - smiley

Another quote from the film:
"Icontheevable!!", Wallace Shawn as Vizzini.


Post 14

Sandwich Maker

one of the quotes on the list is inaccurate. In Back to the Future Biff Tannen actually says "Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here." and then in the second movie of the series his future self corrects and calls him an idiot. The way it is on the list is actually the correct saying and just isn't as funny. Also what about the one from the recent hit "American Pie" such as "It's like warm apple pie man" "McDonald's or homemade?" one boy to another when the first asks what sex feels like.


Post 15


Another quote -

"You keep on saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" - Mandy Potemkin Inigo Montoya

"Surely you can't be serious? ... I am serious and stop calling me Shirely" - Airplane

"Do you want a Beer? ... It's Eight in the morning!?! ... Scotch then?" - Micheal Keeton in Mr. Mom


Post 16

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

I'm glad SOMEONE got the Princess Bride quote in there. As well as Indigo's name right.

From "Five Easy Peices" (I wish I could remember the whole bit verbatem...)
"You want me to hold the chicken?"~Waitress
"I want you to hold it between your knees!"~Jack Nicholson

From "Batman"
"Never rub another man's rhubarb"
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
"This town needs an enema!" ~ All Nicholson

From "The Rock"
"Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and f#*% the prom queen" ~Sean Connery
"Carla _was_ the prom queen" ~Nick Cage

From "Animal Crackers"
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."~Groucho


Post 17

CIG WebGeek

"There's two things you should never do. Never start a land war in Prussia. And never bet against a Cicilian when death is on the line!! Ha Ha HA HA HA HA (drops dead)" (that Wallace guy) in The Pincess Bride.


Post 18

Irving Washington - Gone Writing

ahem! I believe you mean:

"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which of course is never get involved in a land war in Asia but only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicillian... when DEATH is on the line!! Ha ha HA HA HA HA HA (drops dead)"


Post 19


"Will somebody clear the room... There are too many people in it!" The Dowager Queen (sorry, can't remember who plays her) in The Slipper And The Rose


Post 20


"Son do you remember the most important thing I taught you" ~ Father
"Yeh, never draw to an inside straight."
I can't remember the name of the film, but thought it would be good to add to the top things you shouldn't do smiley - smiley

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