A Conversation for Things to do in Paris, France

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Post 1

Inkwash

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This city is under CHOPPER protection!
smiley - grr


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Post 2

Inkwash

If you're wondering what this is all about then go to http://www.h2g2.com/A380396 for the answers!
smiley - smiley


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Post 3

soeasilyamused, or sea

*sea walks through the ville d'amour, whistling cheerily to herself and doing nothing particularly STUMPED-ish*


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Post 4

Inkwash

Adopting the "innocent until proven guilty" philosophy, Inkwash merely scowls at her from the roofs of the Sacré Coeur and keeps her under long-range surveillance.


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Post 5

soeasilyamused, or sea

[sea] humm de dumm de dumm...

*inkwash watches as sea stops to speak to a passerby. the man's eyes widen and he runs off, stopping only to speak quickly to other passersby and glance nervously up at inkwash*


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Post 6

Inkwash

(Inkwash's "Ability to Spot Bright Colours at Long Distances" allow him to observe the movements of the snazzily dressed Parisians, propogated against him by the evil Sea)

(Quickly whips out a pen and paper and with much forethought begins a hastily-written article to Le Canard Enchaîné and Le Monde)


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Post 7

The Two-Legged Cat

Meanwhile a murmur runs through the rues and boulevards of the city. A strange yellow creature has just stepped off a barge onto the banks of tthe Seine...


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Post 8

Uncle Heavy [sic]

*A man on a bicycle, with a blue stripped shirt, a berret, a read neckscar and too much garlic round his neck than is strictly legal wobbles down the road, mumbling in a way only deranged Frenchmen can*


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Post 9

Inkwash

"Mais qui est-ce? Ca ne peut être qu'un anglais, déguisé comme un français..."
(But who is this? It can only be an Englishman, disguised as a Frenchman)


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Post 10

Uncle Heavy [sic]

non, mon petit chou. Bien que je semble (note subjunctive) etre un anglais, habille comme un francais, cela ne vaut rien. Au contraire, je suis vraiment francais.

Alors, maintenant, certaines choses deviennent trop bizarres. Mais, je ne crois que nous ayons besoin d'arreter. Nous devons parler seulement en francais.


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Post 11

Inkwash

Hélas, non. Check the terms and conditions.
Moderators can't moderate conversations in languages they don't speak, so some foreign language entries get temporarily removed until they're checked over.


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Post 12

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased)

*a small dot appears in the horizon as it moves closer there is a faint noise, ther dot now human shaped reaches the onlookers* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK *the dot dissapears off towards the sunset*


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Post 13

Inkwash

There he goes again!
"Who *was* that deceased superhero?"


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Post 14

Uncle Heavy [sic]

I think he was non affiliated actually


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Post 15

Inkwash

"Then his powers must be guided to good!"


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Post 16

soeasilyamused, or sea



je parle francais aussi, mes amis... it would not have done you much good to speak only french...

and although i can barely speak french, i can read it fairly well, and understand it perfectly. *shrug* that's what i get for studying it as a second language at a public school...


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Post 17

Uncle Heavy [sic]

Ich glaube, dass du nicht deutsch sprechen kannst.

I shall stop showing off now.


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Post 18

Inkwash

Ich auch...

(resisting the temptation to start peaking Swedish again)


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Post 19

Uncle Heavy [sic]

OK. this is all out war...or would be...if i had a cyrilic keyboard.


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Post 20

Inkwash

You weren't going to swear in Greek or something were you?


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