A Conversation for The Flying Spaghetti Monster
Apollyon - Grammar Fascist Posted Feb 1, 2007
I can't believe anyone would buy into this horrible, ridiculous blasphemy. You sinners had better repent and start being nice to cats, otherwise you will be banished to the never-cleaned Eternal Litterbox when the Queen Maeve the Housecat ends the world next Thing!
Galigan Posted Feb 1, 2007
dprisoner Posted Feb 2, 2007
I think that "fictional" should be removed from this entry, or added to all other religious entries.
Flying Spaghetti Monster Posted Feb 2, 2007
AmericanZombieBasher Posted Jul 15, 2007
whomiga Posted Mar 17, 2008
Perhaps, instead of "Fictional deity" it should be "previously unnoticed deity" as that would allow for the FSM to be included as a "new" deity whom has a history that may not have previously been considered noteworthy by many.
SteamLion Posted Jan 26, 2009
The FSM is most definitely not fictional. Every Italian restaurant serves spaghetti. Invisible old man sky gods and their zombie children are fictional. Have you ever seen them? Have you ever seen any evidence of them?
As a Pastafarian I will hope that His Holiness will touch the researcher with his Noodly Appendage and the researcher will make this correction. End the blasphemy please and remove the word "fictional."
PS, Don't worry, even if you choose not to end the blasphemy, the FSM wont condemn you to eternal damnation or anything. He's not a jerk like that.
SteamLion Posted Jan 27, 2009
More likely to get a pirate ship campaign going. If you haven't been to venganza.org yet, I recommend it highly. There is information there on missionary work, the pirate ship plan and other such far reaching Pastafarian messings about. It's a wonderful place. Oh and if you look around you will see where the FSM landed in my back yard.
Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book Posted Dec 17, 2009
Key: Complain about this post
- 1: Bright Blue Shorts (Feb 1, 2007)
- 2: Xantief (Feb 1, 2007)
- 3: Pimms (Feb 1, 2007)
- 4: Derek (Feb 1, 2007)
- 5: Apollyon - Grammar Fascist (Feb 1, 2007)
- 6: Galigan (Feb 1, 2007)
- 7: dprisoner (Feb 2, 2007)
- 8: Galigan (Feb 2, 2007)
- 9: Flying Spaghetti Monster (Feb 2, 2007)
- 10: Woodpigeon (Feb 2, 2007)
- 11: AmericanZombieBasher (Jul 15, 2007)
- 12: Einmoto - CoachAntony (Sep 6, 2007)
- 13: whomiga (Mar 17, 2008)
- 14: SteamLion (Jan 26, 2009)
- 15: Bright Blue Shorts (Jan 26, 2009)
- 16: SteamLion (Jan 27, 2009)
- 17: Menthol Penguin - Currently revising/editing my book (Dec 17, 2009)