A Conversation for Why James Bond is Lucky
The Doughnuts are not Enough Scene 3
Bluebottle Posted Jan 27, 2000
M: we are in England. We're in the MI6 building, which still has a hole in the side from that last film.
The Doughnuts are not Enough Scene 3
Demon Drawer Posted Jan 27, 2000
Sorry M it just looked too sunny I thought I was on one of my exotic locations.
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 27, 2000
M: That's quite alright... Now excuse me, I've got to get more oak trees.....
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jan 27, 2000
James, I'm a little worried about M...
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 27, 2000
So am I E. I believe there is something other than the Doughnuts at play here.
*Jumps into Aston Martin and bids E to join him*
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jan 27, 2000
*E join's JB in Aston Martin*
Where now, James?
The Doughnuts are not Enough Scene 3
Demon Drawer Posted Jan 28, 2000
I'm not sure I think R has programmed it into the GPS system. Starts the engine and hears the instrucrions from the annoying voice.
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 28, 2000
Car: Please fasten seatbelt. The seatbelt is the strap that the driver can find by his or her right shoulder, and the passenger by his or her left shoulder. It fastens towards the centre of the car, and can be fitted by clicking it into the two black boxes, marked "insert seat-belt here" that can be found there. Please put keys in the ignition for your driving pleasure, and have a nice day.
James: I hate that R.
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 28, 2000
....JB takes out his revolver and aims at the offending object.
Pyrotechnics as bullet hits
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 28, 2000
Car: You are out of petrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooolllllllllllllllllllll
(The machine dies)
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jan 28, 2000
James, you've done that to every car that's ever been given to you...don't you ever just press the "off" button...?
The Doughnuts are not Enough Scene 3
Demon Drawer Posted Jan 28, 2000
That's Ok we'll just stop the next passing motorist and get a lift.
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 29, 2000
*The next passing motorist just happens to be Bluebottle.*
Something wrong with your car?
*Wonders if he should tell Bond the top-secret plot and all the plans now, or wait until he thinks Bond is as-good-as-dead, and then do it.*
The Doughnuts are not Enough Scene 3
Demon Drawer Posted Jan 29, 2000
Yes we're trying to go that a way.
*As bond points he takes a snap of BB with his wristwatch, which is uplinked to base for id.*
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 29, 2000
Certainly, I'm heading that way myself. How far that way are you going?
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 29, 2000
*Looks at reamins of GPS system*
About this far.
*Holds out arms fisherman stylie*
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 30, 2000
Hmm, I'm not sure I'm going as far as that....
The Doughnuts are not Enough Scene 3
Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jan 30, 2000
How far are you going then?
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 30, 2000
*BB wonders if he should tell them that.*
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Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) Posted Jan 30, 2000
*E hopes that BB falls for it and tells them where he was going. It would be a useful lead...*
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- 24: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jan 27, 2000)
- 25: Demon Drawer (Jan 27, 2000)
- 26: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jan 27, 2000)
- 27: Demon Drawer (Jan 28, 2000)
- 28: Bluebottle (Jan 28, 2000)
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- 31: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jan 28, 2000)
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- 37: Bluebottle (Jan 30, 2000)
- 38: Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) ) (Jan 30, 2000)
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