A Conversation for Why James Bond is Lucky

The Doughnuts are not Enough Scene 3

Post 21

Bluebottle

M: we are in England. We're in the MI6 building, which still has a hole in the side from that last film.


The Doughnuts are not Enough Scene 3

Post 22

Demon Drawer

Sorry M it just looked too sunny I thought I was on one of my exotic locations.


The Doughnuts are not Enough Scene 3

Post 23

Bluebottle

M: That's quite alright... Now excuse me, I've got to get more oak trees.....


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Post 24

Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) )

James, I'm a little worried about M...


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Post 25

Demon Drawer

So am I E. I believe there is something other than the Doughnuts at play here.

*Jumps into Aston Martin and bids E to join him*


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Post 26

Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) )

*E join's JB in Aston Martin*

Where now, James?


The Doughnuts are not Enough Scene 3

Post 27

Demon Drawer

I'm not sure I think R has programmed it into the GPS system. Starts the engine and hears the instrucrions from the annoying voice.


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Post 28

Bluebottle

Car: Please fasten seatbelt. The seatbelt is the strap that the driver can find by his or her right shoulder, and the passenger by his or her left shoulder. It fastens towards the centre of the car, and can be fitted by clicking it into the two black boxes, marked "insert seat-belt here" that can be found there. Please put keys in the ignition for your driving pleasure, and have a nice day.
James: I hate that R.


The Doughnuts are not Enough Scene 3

Post 29

Demon Drawer

....JB takes out his revolver and aims at the offending object.

Pyrotechnics as bullet hits


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Post 30

Bluebottle

Car: You are out of petrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooolllllllllllllllllllll
(The machine dies)


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Post 31

Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) )

James, you've done that to every car that's ever been given to you...don't you ever just press the "off" button...?


The Doughnuts are not Enough Scene 3

Post 32

Demon Drawer

That's Ok we'll just stop the next passing motorist and get a lift.


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Post 33

Bluebottle

*The next passing motorist just happens to be Bluebottle.*
Something wrong with your car?
*Wonders if he should tell Bond the top-secret plot and all the plans now, or wait until he thinks Bond is as-good-as-dead, and then do it.*


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Post 34

Demon Drawer

Yes we're trying to go that a way.

*As bond points he takes a snap of BB with his wristwatch, which is uplinked to base for id.*


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Post 35

Bluebottle

Certainly, I'm heading that way myself. How far that way are you going?


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Post 36

Demon Drawer

*Looks at reamins of GPS system*

About this far.

*Holds out arms fisherman stylie*


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Post 37

Bluebottle

Hmm, I'm not sure I'm going as far as that....


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Post 38

Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) )

How far are you going then?


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Post 39

Bluebottle

*BB wonders if he should tell them that.*


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Post 40

Eomando (it is it is it is 2 years now!!! 8-) )

*E hopes that BB falls for it and tells them where he was going. It would be a useful lead...*


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