A Conversation for Why James Bond is Lucky

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Anonymouse

But isn't all that in the Standard Villian Code? smiley - winkeye


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RangaKoo

If you like Ausitn Powers then yes.. teehee


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Researcher 33337

Well within teh super villan code. Particularly the big space ray-gun fight. Not for them standard guns, no, they have "lasers" which still punch holes in the space station. Of course, despite teh efficiancy of the moonraker lasers and their obvious superiority to anything they still haven't been adopted by any militarys in subsequent bond films.


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MaW

That's because Moonraker would appear to be a reaction to Star Wars. They HAD to have lasers. What a shame. The question is, did Jaws survive?


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Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Well, unless a large set of metal false teeth land in someone's back yard, we'll never really know. And remind me to stay away from that man's orthodontist.


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Anonymouse

ouch


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Researcher 33337

Jaws did survive but very few people catch that. Just before the ground crew humerously transmit images of Bon Bonking to the whitehouse and buckingham pallace one of teh lowly techs mentions that the American shuttle has picked up two survivors. If we didn't know then he also says that they were a tall man and a short blonde woman. So unless that was some other Moonraker personell I'd guess Jaws will return in.........


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Anonymouse

Or at least that it *could* smiley - smiley


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Researcher 33337

Well, the short blond woman was the only *Short* blond woman, but the other bloke could have been anyone. So Jaws' girlfriend has survived. Jaws's Comedy Girlfriend will return in...........


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Anonymouse

"The Great White Who Loved Me" ? smiley - winkeye


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MaW

"The Cable Car Cable is Not Enough" smiley - smiley


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Irving Washington - Gone Writing

"From Russia with Teeth"


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Anonymouse

"Lone Finger"


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MaW

"The Guy Who Bit Me"


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Irving Washington - Gone Writing

"Thunderjaw"


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MaW

"Stainless Steel Teeth Never Rot" smiley - smiley

Nah, maybe not...

I want to know how Bond manages to shoot lots of people (every film), incinerate buildings and cars (nearly every film - sometimes it's a plane), destroy helicopters (Tomorrow Never Dies particularly comes to mind) and above all have sex a lot without anybody really noticing. If anybody did that in real life they'd have the police of half the galaxy after them. Or does this network of MI5 agents follow Bond around and report his activities to the local authorities along with a photocopy of his criminal damage & murder license?


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Irving Washington - Gone Writing

I think that the agents with a "license to kill" probably have their tracks covered up pretty well by MI5... Besides, they've changed his fingerprints before, so what evidence would be used against him?


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Dinsdale Piranha

That should be 'licence'. It's a noun, not a verb. And JB is British.

This was brought to you by courtesy of the Office of Pedantry.


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MaW

We know he's British. What makes you think we think he's not?

Bought to you by the Alledari Department of Wanting To Know Why


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Irving Washington - Gone Writing

Wait... what was wrong with my usage of the word lisence?

Brought to you by the American's who can't use English Department


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